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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
glassy provocative garrison
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Adventurous Emerald Market
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
grizzly swashbuckling church pozpig
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Vibrant Wrinkle
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Mildly autistic skinny woman
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Mildly autistic skinny woman
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Bat-shit-crazy diverse site coldplay fan
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
rusted gaping chapel
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
rusted gaping chapel
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Mildly autistic skinny woman
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Catch-22
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
edit ❌
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Dickens
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Vibrant Wrinkle
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
The English Patient
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
wtf
rusted gaping chapel
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Mildly autistic skinny woman
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
mentally impaired bistre telephone home
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Orwell
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
...
wonderful stage
  08/27/26
...
thriller nursing home wagecucks
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Bat-shit-crazy diverse site coldplay fan
  08/28/26
...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I really can't
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Triste!
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
mentally impaired bistre telephone home
  08/27/26
don't know :(
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
mentally impaired bistre telephone home
  08/27/26
oh good one
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
wonderful stage
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
histrionic self-absorbed jew
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
No.
histrionic self-absorbed jew
  08/27/26
Dracula
aromatic burgundy plaza
  08/28/26
Im gay
Trip Crawly Pistol Brethren
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Aggressive slippery psychic messiness
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
thriller nursing home wagecucks
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Aphrodisiac Depressive
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
fighting bbw set
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Aggressive slippery psychic messiness
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Useless lavender feces
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Useless lavender feces
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: glassy provocative garrison

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Adventurous Emerald Market

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: grizzly swashbuckling church pozpig

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Wrinkle

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic skinny woman

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic skinny woman

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy diverse site coldplay fan

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: rusted gaping chapel

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: rusted gaping chapel

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic skinny woman

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Wrinkle

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: rusted gaping chapel

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mildly autistic skinny woman

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired bistre telephone home

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: thriller nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy diverse site coldplay fan

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired bistre telephone home

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired bistre telephone home

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful stage

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed jew

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: histrionic self-absorbed jew

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: aromatic burgundy plaza

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Trip Crawly Pistol Brethren

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aggressive slippery psychic messiness

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: thriller nursing home wagecucks

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Depressive

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: fighting bbw set

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Aggressive slippery psychic messiness

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Useless lavender feces

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: bipolar twisted private investor faggot firefighter

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Useless lavender feces

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310918#50138369)