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Hypo: $10M to hand deliver letter to top 10 Hezbollah commander in next 30 days
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew You'll be given the names of, photos of, and intelligence dossiers about the current 10 most senior leaders of Hezbollah. If the 10 senior leaders change, you'll get updated info.
You need to locate and personally hand deliver a letter to one of the top 10 leaders, as of the time of delivery.
You have 30 days to do so. If you're successful, you get $10M. If you're not, you don't lose anything, except that whatever happens while you attempt to deliver the letter really happens.
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Diverse Bright Home Jewess What happens when I deliver it?
What does the letter contain?
What happens if the guy I'm delivering to drops out of the T10 as I'm handing him the letter? Does he have to open it? |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:14 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew Nothing "happens" wheen you deliver the letter, except $10M hits your bank account immediately. You don't disappear back to home or anything. You're still there in the room with that leader as you were the moment before you delivered the letter.
The letter contains whatever you want. Maybe print out your favorite hadith for him.
Too bad if he drops out before you get him the letter. On to the next one. Once he takes it, he doesn't have to open it. That's up to him. You still get the money once he takes the letter. |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:04 PM Author: racy turdskin theater stage what if israel kills every last commander before the 30 days is up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137886) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:15 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew If there is one single Hezbollah member left, the offer still stands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137917) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: hideous unhinged stage This recruiting message sponsored by Mossad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137888) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:16 PM Author: Vermilion hyperactive school cafeteria Is the person offering the $10 million claiming to know who these people really are? If it's Israeli intelligence I'd have to assume it's all junk and that it's impossible to actually accomplish the task. The people on the list would have only tenuous connections to Hezbollah, or they retired years ago or died of old age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137922) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:20 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew You'll get 10 real names and real photos of 10 real Hezbollah commanders.
In terms of what's in the dossier, it'll be what US and Israeli intelligence have about those 10 real people. I don't have any way to assess how accurate that info would be. |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: Vermilion hyperactive school cafeteria I'm not relying on US or Israeli intelligence for $10 million. There's a risk premium here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48138818) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew Why not? They seem to know where these Hezbollah guys are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48139006) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Irate Gunner im not dying for 10 million dollars and I don't trust mossad fucks to not use my intelligence and blow me to smithereens and then laugh about it after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137925) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew When you say you don't trust them to not use your intelligence, do you mean that you're going to get the dossiers, then add info about where the leaders are located that they don't already have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48137960) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 7:08 PM Author: Irate Gunner I'm assuming that whatever intelligence I receive is unknown to mossad at the time of receipt and if I don't act with extraordinary quickness, I'm fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48138828) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 7:51 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew You get US and Israeli intelligence dossiers on each, to the extent any exist. Presumably, those include info on their locations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48138980) |
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Date: September 27th, 2024 6:43 PM Author: Crusty place of business jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602303&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48138770) |
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