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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his.

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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Sadistic Yellow Idea He Suggested

Brad, our laziest cashier, suddenly announced he was taking paternity leave. None of us even knew he had a kid on the way.

“Congratulations!” I said, trying to be supportive. He just shrugged. “It’s not mine. It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s kid, but hey, FMLA covers it. Gotta bond with the little guy, you know?”

Brad vanished for 12 weeks. Meanwhile, I covered his shifts, enduring customers who complained about everything from long lines to my "bad energy."

Brad finally returned, looking well-rested, and immediately asked for time off for the kid’s “first shots.” Management approved.

Clocked out late again, sat in the breakroom, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: bespoke knife

Maybe the best one so far.

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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Sadistic Yellow Idea He Suggested

It's fine.

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Date: November 17th, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:21 AM
Author: Sadistic Yellow Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Charismatic cruel-hearted whorehouse striped hyena



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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Sadistic Yellow Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Sadistic Yellow Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:22 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose )



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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