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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: vigorous theater stage

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Ocher National Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32540714)



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Author: cordovan big dysfunction



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: burgundy hairraiser gunner

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: burgundy hairraiser gunner

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Diverse station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: excitant organic girlfriend sound barrier

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: excitant organic girlfriend sound barrier

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Puce Swashbuckling Locus French Chef



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious onyx hissy fit meetinghouse

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Diverse station



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Trip sweet tailpipe

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: balding stage

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Corn Cake

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: vigorous theater stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: balding stage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wonderful tan church building trump supporter

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vigorous theater stage

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: purple angry gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Wine toaster sanctuary

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: garnet keepsake machete nursing home

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: exciting aqua office

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: garnet keepsake machete nursing home

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Pearl Generalized Bond Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: excitant organic girlfriend sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Yapping Rehab Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: learning disabled doctorate hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle clear corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: balding stage

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Lemon boyish roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: titillating stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed mentally impaired codepig address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Provocative domesticated lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: orchid pontificating trailer park cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Spectacular Medicated Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Useless Brakes Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Provocative domesticated lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Sapphire heaven sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Sapphire heaven sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: contagious headpube idea he suggested

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378175)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: impertinent impressive school personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Crawly lascivious temple mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle clear corner

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Umber tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Sapphire heaven sandwich

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Obsidian Menage Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Sepia fragrant candlestick maker pit

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring erotic brunch

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: unhinged space yarmulke

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle clear corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Histrionic newt chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: irradiated love of her life orchestra pit

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: submissive mad-dog skullcap public bath

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: gold galvanic goal in life

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggot firefighter

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: indecent idiotic voyeur tanning salon

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Ocher National Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Milky Heady Library Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy narrow-minded casino

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: white field karate

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: multi-colored pea-brained parlour skinny woman

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: 180 forum circlehead

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: multi-colored pea-brained parlour skinny woman

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Insanely creepy narrow-minded casino

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: cerise community account

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Diverse station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: cracking mood chad

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle clear corner

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: lime well-lubricated therapy legal warrant

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Magenta deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Light electric furnace

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: burgundy hairraiser gunner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: navy irate property factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Spruce violent immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: navy irate property factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Curious brilliant black woman plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Metal mediation indian lodge

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Mustard appetizing dingle berry

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: lilac church

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: lilac church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: dashing aggressive base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Ocher National Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic Floppy Dragon Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Pearl Generalized Bond Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house national security agency

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Brass Shivering Site Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: supple piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Confused location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Brass Shivering Site Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pale boiling water potus

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: exciting aqua office

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: self-absorbed macaca boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: dark arousing stage

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Motley Fuchsia Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Pearl Generalized Bond Point

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Massive soggy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: indigo charismatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Deranged crusty market

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Beta ticket booth

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: violet university

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Fluffy fortuitous meteor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Fluffy fortuitous meteor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: razzle green center toilet seat

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: talented pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: silver odious institution pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Adventurous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Spruce violent immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic Floppy Dragon Locale

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: vibrant know-it-all gas station

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Fluffy fortuitous meteor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Stubborn offensive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Stubborn offensive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Light electric furnace

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: comical faggotry feces

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Mexican

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Provocative domesticated lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Electric Gaping Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Mexican

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Electric Gaping Range

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Mexican

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Mexican

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Motley Fuchsia Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: racy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: House-broken sienna native persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: tripping overrated fat ankles masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Frozen senate

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: orchid pontificating trailer park cuckoldry

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Poppy bateful crackhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: 45 & 47 (jacked up and good to go)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48348661)