Date: November 16th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
Clause 9.2 and 7.6
A legal labyrinth, a contractual tomb
I tried to picture the words, etched in lifeless fine print
As I navigated the clauses, line by soul-crushing line
What did they promise? Work-life balance? Eternal servitude? A slow death by commas?
Were they shields of protection, or daggers aimed at my billables?
I once believed Clause 9.2 would save me from the abyss
And then one day...
The Mahchine™ laughed, and my bonus got clawed back.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635355&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919",#48345895)