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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
adventurous dull gas station
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
adventurous dull gas station
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
peach trust fund
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
Ivory Theatre Mother
  07/31/13
cr
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
Sick aphrodisiac personal credit line point
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
frum cruise ship yarmulke
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
Frisky Corner Degenerate
  07/31/13
no can do.
shivering step-uncle's house
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
Ivory Theatre Mother
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
Sick aphrodisiac personal credit line point
  07/31/13
...
carmine contagious roommate partner
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
Ivory Theatre Mother
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
Ivory Theatre Mother
  07/31/13
tyft
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
...
Ivory Theatre Mother
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
magenta gaped box office
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
Glittery lake school
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
stubborn shrine sweet tailpipe
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
Greedy Idiotic Lodge Laser Beams
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
Cerebral stag film
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Laughsome charcoal state
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
Magical motley trump supporter
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Crusty macaca hairy legs
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Laughsome charcoal state
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
Irradiated idea he suggested
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
Magical motley trump supporter
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
bossy giraffe
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
galvanic community account library
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
domesticated clown jew
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
sinister low-t market
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
bonkers mustard codepig
  07/31/13
flame
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
galvanic community account library
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
galvanic community account library
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
galvanic community account library
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
Alcoholic forum antidepressant drug
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
peach trust fund
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
copper mood
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
Indecent claret church messiness
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
copper mood
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
bright therapy telephone
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
onyx elite juggernaut
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
Yellow wonderful sneaky criminal
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
peach trust fund
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
hairraiser naked really tough guy
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
peach trust fund
  07/31/13
(atheist)
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
lolno.
Orange bateful puppy
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
saffron boyish principal's office
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
bossy giraffe
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
appetizing chartreuse indirect expression
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
bonkers mustard codepig
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
emerald seedy institution karate
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
avocado casino fat ankles
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
purple pungent senate mental disorder
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
Light friendly grandma
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
Frisky Corner Degenerate
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
Concupiscible bipolar meetinghouse hunting ground
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
curious dysfunction brunch
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
bossy giraffe
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
curious dysfunction brunch
  07/31/13
(normal person)
bonkers mustard codepig
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
curious dysfunction brunch
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
Dark place of business
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
bright therapy telephone
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
curious dysfunction brunch
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
bright therapy telephone
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
curious dysfunction brunch
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
Aromatic bawdyhouse goal in life
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
fragrant parlour
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
misunderstood vermilion house
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
Shimmering hilarious azn elastic band
  05/04/19
...
Aromatic bawdyhouse goal in life
  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
Ocher Spectacular Space Doctorate
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: adventurous dull gas station

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: adventurous dull gas station

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: peach trust fund

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Ivory Theatre Mother

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Sick aphrodisiac personal credit line point

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: frum cruise ship yarmulke

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Frisky Corner Degenerate

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: shivering step-uncle's house

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Ivory Theatre Mother

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Sick aphrodisiac personal credit line point

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: carmine contagious roommate partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: Ivory Theatre Mother

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Ivory Theatre Mother

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Ivory Theatre Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: magenta gaped box office

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Glittery lake school

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: stubborn shrine sweet tailpipe

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: Greedy Idiotic Lodge Laser Beams

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: Cerebral stag film

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome charcoal state

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: Magical motley trump supporter

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Crusty macaca hairy legs

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Laughsome charcoal state

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Irradiated idea he suggested

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Magical motley trump supporter

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: bossy giraffe

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: galvanic community account library

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: domesticated clown jew

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: sinister low-t market

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: bonkers mustard codepig

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: galvanic community account library

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: galvanic community account library

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: galvanic community account library

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic forum antidepressant drug

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: peach trust fund

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: copper mood

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Indecent claret church messiness

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: copper mood

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: bright therapy telephone

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: onyx elite juggernaut

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: Yellow wonderful sneaky criminal

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: peach trust fund

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: hairraiser naked really tough guy

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: peach trust fund

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: Orange bateful puppy

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: saffron boyish principal's office

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: vivacious cruel-hearted old irish cottage

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: bossy giraffe

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: appetizing chartreuse indirect expression

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: bonkers mustard codepig

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: emerald seedy institution karate

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: avocado casino fat ankles

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: purple pungent senate mental disorder

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Light friendly grandma

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Frisky Corner Degenerate

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible bipolar meetinghouse hunting ground

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: curious dysfunction brunch

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: bossy giraffe

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: curious dysfunction brunch

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: bonkers mustard codepig

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: curious dysfunction brunch

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Dark place of business

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: bright therapy telephone

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: curious dysfunction brunch

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: bright therapy telephone

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: curious dysfunction brunch

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse goal in life

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: fragrant parlour

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: misunderstood vermilion house

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: Shimmering hilarious azn elastic band

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Aromatic bawdyhouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Ocher Spectacular Space Doctorate

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49577157)