\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Most embarrassing thing you jerked off to as a kid?

For me, Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park
lab
  10/08/24
women
I have no arms
  10/10/24
tp
lab
  10/10/24
...
lab
  10/09/24
Red Shoe Diaries
Trust If Aryan
  10/09/24
why is that embarrassing? for years, it was the only opportu...
snoot
  10/09/24
her was only jerking to duchovny
Judas Jones
  10/10/24
...
snoot
  10/10/24
Hot Hung Hunks 3
pebbles
  10/09/24
females
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  10/09/24
...
ruinous phenotype
  10/09/24
...
lab
  10/10/24
...
evan39
  10/10/24
why are we limiting this to as a kid?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/09/24
sister from Dexter's Lab
greetings traveller
  10/09/24
My sister's Mall Madness board game box cover that we kept i...
michael doodikoff
  10/09/24
lol I can't blame you
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/09/24
180
Ass Sunstein
  10/09/24
...
greetings traveller
  10/09/24
Attention Mall Shoppers! Sale in the record store! *uuuu...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/09/24
...
giga weed
  10/09/24
...
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  10/09/24
...
lab
  10/09/24
...
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/09/24
...
Judas Jones
  10/10/24
...
but at what cost
  10/09/24
180 million
Based Archbishop Vigano TP
  10/09/24
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
lab
  10/09/24
The fact that your formative sexual experiences involved swi...
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/09/24
...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/09/24
most of my JO material was like victorias secret ads and shi...
michael doodikoff
  10/09/24
Sounds like a slippery slope
bip
  10/09/24
amazing
ceci n'est pas un avocat
  10/09/24
tp.
lab
  10/10/24
...
corn cob up your tooter tp
  10/10/24
...
180 Missiles
  10/10/24
...
Post nut horror
  10/10/24
ungghh
718-662-5970
  10/09/24
Thank you for remembering and including a link. Also do not...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  10/09/24
...
...,....,,........
  10/09/24
...
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/10/24
...
piv
  10/09/24
jesus christ. . .
...,....,,........
  10/09/24
180
lex
  10/09/24
...
Karlstack (reticulated)
  10/10/24
Sailor Mars
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  10/09/24
my mom
seething mediocre white guy
  10/09/24
which mom
lab
  10/10/24
USA Up! All Night, Howard Stern E! Show, Spice Girls videos
nihilist star wars
  10/09/24
RHonda Sheer on Up All NIght had huge tits IIRC
michael doodikoff
  10/09/24
If only because the frequency rate -- Sheena Easton's music ...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/09/24
Tbf, that was really hot iirc
Institute for JDVanced Study
  10/10/24
Real Sex HBO through an insane amount of static and screen t...
gaetan dugas
  10/09/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM https://www.y...
Gregor
  10/09/24
Star Trek erotic stories
...,....,,........
  10/09/24
VH-1. They even had a special show called "Sex Symbols...
Ass Sunstein
  10/09/24
Greek and Roman art not flame.
bip
  10/09/24
my mom's workout videos
but at what cost
  10/09/24
Sixteen Candles
greetings traveller
  10/09/24
My 6th grade teachers family Christmas card
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  10/09/24
Saved by the Bell episodes
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/09/24
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VO8AAOSwDi5gj3Ty/s-l1600.webp
but at what cost
  10/09/24
yes but I could just as easily nut to Lisa Turtle
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/09/24
I would pay a hefty sum to nut IN Lisa Turtle
...,....,,........
  10/09/24
Boy Meets World was such a mindfuck because everyone watchin...
bip
  10/09/24
...
greetings traveller
  10/09/24
Not embarrassing
gaetan dugas
  10/09/24
not at all, we all did that
michael doodikoff
  10/09/24
And then we graduated to 90210 episodes
---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------
  10/09/24
to the butch chick in the leather jacket, random extras in t...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/09/24
"to the butch chick in the leather jacket," Tor...
...,....,,........
  10/09/24
Zach Morris unnngh
evan39
  10/09/24
wow
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/10/24
...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  10/10/24
Sears catalog lingerie section
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo
  10/09/24
julia nudes
Fratty
  10/09/24
I do this at least once a month
gaetan dugas
  10/09/24
underrated
lab
  10/10/24
Jack and Jill tumbling down the hill, In the video I watched...
Based Archbishop Vigano TP
  10/09/24
scandalous
greetings traveller
  10/09/24
Anita Hill
Todd Driskill
  10/09/24
dafuq
lab
  10/10/24
Catwoman and Harley Quinn in Batman: The Animated Series
sph
  10/09/24
When I was a kid, son, we didn't have the internet to jerk o...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/09/24
...
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/09/24
poasters do what it takes to survive
lab
  10/10/24
Nothing, I have no shame.
cant believe this moniker was available
  10/09/24
Star Wars
.,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  10/09/24
not embarrassing at all. might do it right now. https://...
Slime Wall Climber
  10/09/24
great movie
Brother Peter Dimond
  10/09/24
velma and daphne rule 34
shoehorned Netflix POC character
  10/09/24
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize h...
Juan Eighty
  10/09/24
...
ruinous phenotype
  10/09/24
...
lab
  10/10/24
180 I wonder if it also has something to do with the juxt...
Institute for JDVanced Study
  10/10/24
She is attainable, whereas Daphne is not. Start with that pr...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/10/24
...
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/10/24
...
lex
  10/10/24
BEEP BEEP BEEP
kikekilla9000
  10/10/24
very impressive to manage to come off as creepy and unsettli...
how was this moniker available
  10/10/24
Little Orphan Annie comics.
OldHLSDude
  10/09/24
I took the tags off of bras in the lingerie section when I w...
gibberish (?)
  10/09/24
My dad's old anatomy textbook.
Candy Ride
  10/09/24
Army surplus catalog my dad used to get would have ads for c...
.,.,..,,..,,,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,..,:.,..:.:.,:.::,.
  10/09/24
1996 PBS Moll Flanders miniseries
David Poaster Wallace
  10/09/24
wow
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/10/24
https://imgur.com/pCwSgTB
David Poaster Wallace
  10/10/24
180 but not at all embarrassing
sph
  10/10/24
kimmy gibler from full house
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  10/09/24
The Secret World of Alex Mack
.,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
  10/10/24
...
Fratty
  10/10/24
Fucked a jacuzzi jet stream the first time I came - my cum b...
180 Missiles
  10/10/24
That's "with", not "to"
Institute for JDVanced Study
  10/10/24
tp
lab
  10/10/24
Not embarrassing as much as 'telling', but the first thing I...
Masterminding Prison Assault
  10/10/24
I used to jerk off to this bitcu from the movie species.
,.,,,.
  10/10/24
I think she's old as fuck
,.,,,.
  10/10/24
The Golden Girls
.,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  10/10/24
Is it harmful that kids today just jerk off to hardcore porn...
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  10/10/24
it’s not harmful it’s absolutely deadly
Trump is the Lib Killer
  10/10/24
Yes. I was only half-joking with my "back in my day&quo...
Sean South of Garryowen
  10/10/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: lab

For me, Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48179526)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: I have no arms (and I must flap)

women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184280)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: lab

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184285)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: lab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180907)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Red Shoe Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180911)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: snoot

why is that embarrassing? for years, it was the only opportunity to see a pair of tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181338)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Judas Jones

her was only jerking to duchovny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183586)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: snoot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183817)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: pebbles

Hot Hung Hunks 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180924)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180941)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:51 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182773)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:33 AM
Author: lab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183132)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:34 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183133)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


why are we limiting this to as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180947)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: greetings traveller (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

sister from Dexter's Lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48180975)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

My sister's Mall Madness board game box cover that we kept in the family board games cabinet.

https://i.etsystatic.com/6017061/r/il/0605c3/881322087/il_794xN.881322087_m6mg.jpg

TBF I was like 13-14 at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181327)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

lol

I can't blame you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181333)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:37 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181391)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: greetings traveller (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

Attention Mall Shoppers!

Sale in the record store!

*uuuunnnnngghghgh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181416)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: giga weed (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181509)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181574)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: lab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181585)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181656)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183589)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: but at what cost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181440)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Based Archbishop Vigano TP (SSPX Masterman)

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181538)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: lab

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181562)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)

The fact that your formative sexual experiences involved swiping a credit card and then jerking off explains a lot about your adult dating life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181647)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181649)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

most of my JO material was like victorias secret ads and shit back then. this was just a supplement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181653)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: bip (fight fire with fire)

Sounds like a slippery slope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181655)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181717)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:29 AM
Author: lab

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183124)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: corn cob up your tooter tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183273)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: 180 Missiles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183274)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183672)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: 718-662-5970

ungghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181676)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:35 PM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

Thank you for remembering and including a link. Also do not ever tell this story to any woman IRL, even if she seems cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182733)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182780)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183843)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: piv



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182749)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

jesus christ. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182777)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: lex

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182833)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 3:31 AM
Author: Karlstack (reticulated) (πŸ‘ Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183147)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


Sailor Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181330)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: seething mediocre white guy

my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181332)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:30 AM
Author: lab

which mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183126)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: nihilist star wars

USA Up! All Night, Howard Stern E! Show, Spice Girls videos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181340)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

RHonda Sheer on Up All NIght had huge tits IIRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181443)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

If only because the frequency rate -- Sheena Easton's music video for Strut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181386)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 5:20 AM
Author: Institute for JDVanced Study

Tbf, that was really hot iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183193)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

Real Sex HBO through an insane amount of static and screen tear

Even then I thought "this isn't even worth it" as I literally withdraw the ugliest boomers have an orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181399)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:43 PM
Author: Gregor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJpXr3w2bew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nqwgu_Us4

https://youtu.be/I0yvGRot23A?si=yG59KCfoPE8fNnB3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181408)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Star Trek erotic stories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181419)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

VH-1. They even had a special show called "Sex Symbols" where they would show the best videos for jerking off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSSgyCJG_2M

California Girls by David Lee Roth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpM7i0yaz0

I Touch Myself by the Divinyls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

What Comes Naturally by Sheena Easton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj0Yb5ivcNQ

Wicket Game by Chris Isaak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-qI62gNJM

Promise of a New Day by Paula Abdul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzD6ORX2oU4

Even the ads on VH-1 were good for jerking off:

Bugle Boy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEKQL58gBwA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCJlvh4YRc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181424)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: bip (fight fire with fire)

Greek and Roman art not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181435)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: but at what cost

my mom's workout videos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181438)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: greetings traveller (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

Sixteen Candles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181447)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


My 6th grade teachers family Christmas card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181450)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

Saved by the Bell episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181464)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: but at what cost

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VO8AAOSwDi5gj3Ty/s-l1600.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181480)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

yes but I could just as easily nut to Lisa Turtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181508)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

I would pay a hefty sum to nut IN Lisa Turtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182783)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: bip (fight fire with fire)

Boy Meets World was such a mindfuck because everyone watching knew it was impossible than impotent dweeb had a hot girlfriend. Jews spiking the football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: greetings traveller (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181517)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

Not embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181522)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

not at all, we all did that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181545)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------


And then we graduated to 90210 episodes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181584)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

to the butch chick in the leather jacket, random extras in the background, pretty much whatever I wanted

of course whenever the swimsuit calendar episode came around it was a fucking mess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181674)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

"to the butch chick in the leather jacket,"

Tori was hot for the 3 episodes she was in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182787)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: evan39

Zach Morris unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182761)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:28 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183123)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183299)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo

Sears catalog lingerie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181526)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: Fratty

julia nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181529)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

I do this at least once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181549)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: lab

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184290)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Based Archbishop Vigano TP (SSPX Masterman)

Jack and Jill tumbling down the hill, In the video I watched Jack had some oaken bucket on his head and appeared to be choking and Jill had her skirt halfway up her thighs with legs spread. I didn’t physically jack off but looking back on it now I did get a funny tingle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181534)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: greetings traveller (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

scandalous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181542)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Todd Driskill

Anita Hill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181540)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:31 AM
Author: lab

dafuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183128)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: sph

Catwoman and Harley Quinn in Batman: The Animated Series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181663)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

When I was a kid, son, we didn't have the internet to jerk off to. We had to use whatever was at hand, so to speak. sitcoms; your mom's Good Housekeeping magazine; scrambled R movies, MTV-- I will explain what that is later; yes, sometimes we even had to use our sibling's boardgame covers.

In other words we had to be RESOURCEFUL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181672)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181675)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:32 AM
Author: lab

poasters do what it takes to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183129)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: cant believe this moniker was available

Nothing, I have no shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181678)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Star Wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181680)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Slime Wall Climber

not embarrassing at all. might do it right now.

https://youtu.be/wzh2HvgnNlU?si=9IFIIjVb6N-9Z0lH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181684)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

great movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181856)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: shoehorned Netflix POC character

velma and daphne rule 34

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181689)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:59 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show: https://i.4pcdn.org/tv/1601946017433.jpg

That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be the pretty one.

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people and then you realize that this is most of XO.

AutoAdmit is literally thousands of lawyers masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182797)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 2:34 AM
Author: lab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183134)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:16 AM
Author: Institute for JDVanced Study

180

I wonder if it also has something to do with the juxtaposition with Daphne. I mean, Velma's the hot girl's best friend (even if it's just by default) and that forces you to view her differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183330)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

She is attainable, whereas Daphne is not. Start with that premise and it mutates from there. Guys like thinking that they can discover the hot chick underneath the nerd exterior because, lol, the Freds of this world are getting the Daphnes. Like Maryann and Ginger -- although Maryann was actually really hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184281)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183335)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:30 AM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: kikekilla9000

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183582)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: how was this moniker available

very impressive to manage to come off as creepy and unsettling by making the argument that jerking off to velma is weird. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184247)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Little Orphan Annie comics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48181960)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 7:04 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I took the tags off of bras in the lingerie section when I was ~11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Candy Ride

My dad's old anatomy textbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182544)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,,,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,..,:.,..:.:.,:.::,.


Army surplus catalog my dad used to get would have ads for camouflage pattern women’s underwear.

My sister’s Seventeen magazine.

Disney Adventures magazine a few times.

One time there was a picture of Helen Hunt in some magazine (maybe Newsweek) that really did it for me. She wasn’t even dressed sexy.

One time I was watching the movie Speed on VHS and I paused on a scene where Sandra Bullock was wearing a tank top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182550)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

1996 PBS Moll Flanders miniseries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182760)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183337)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace

https://imgur.com/pCwSgTB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184137)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: sph

180 but not at all embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183848)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 9th, 2024 10:51 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

kimmy gibler from full house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48182775)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


The Secret World of Alex Mack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183172)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Fratty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183371)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 7:28 AM
Author: 180 Missiles

Fucked a jacuzzi jet stream the first time I came - my cum bubbled up all around me in the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183276)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:12 AM
Author: Institute for JDVanced Study

That's "with", not "to"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183323)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: lab

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184288)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Masterminding Prison Assault (No Future)

Not embarrassing as much as 'telling', but the first thing I ever nutted to was a horror story ("American Gothic", by Ray Russell) involving a teenage succubus who seduces an entire community.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183334)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: ,.,,,.

I used to jerk off to this bitcu from the movie species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183575)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: ,.,,,.

I think she's old as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183576)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.


The Golden Girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183707)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


Is it harmful that kids today just jerk off to hardcore porn because it’s everywhere? There is no need to nut to JCPenny catalogs or Disney adventures or even swimsuit photos when you can just watch people fuck on your tablet. What’s the long term effect on society?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48183847)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)

it’s not harmful it’s absolutely deadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184225)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Sean South of Garryowen

Yes. I was only half-joking with my "back in my day" poast. The internet makes everything "easier" and it is bound to have a deleterious effect. People are losing their sense of direction now because of GPS.

Masturbation seems mindless, but you actually have to sometimes dig around a bit in your psyche to find that boner-trigger when flipping through the Sears catalog. You make it too easy and I can see how it leads to kids not having any interest in real world women (yeah, I get it, who can blame 'em).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48184292)