Date: October 4th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: evan39
The Bureau of Labor Statistics revised earlier estimates and confirmed that the 254,000 blowjobs in question were actually delivered by a desperate pauper in rural Indiana.
"The September figures inaccurately attributed these acts to an unnamed person in Michigan, but in fact they were given by a quasi-homeless faggot in Indiana," said David Shenkelman, a BLS economist. "The amount of dicks fondled and jism swallowed is almost beyond description," he added.
The sickening queer was also responsible for an 53 percent rise in theft of Subway cookie displays, and a noticeable uptick in janitorial services at the Greyhound station where was performing oral sex for pennies.
http://nytimes.com/nation/bls-report-says-benzo-is-a-queer.htm
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