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This is the best secret weeks to go to the beach in the nort...
exciting pale institution
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"I am in them like glue." JFC spaceporn
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Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse
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i was at a hotel recently and overheard some woman talking t...
Pontificating people who are hurt office
  10/02/24
Fortunately my kids love each other it’s just insane h...
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
thanks, god!
Pontificating people who are hurt office
  10/02/24
Kids shouldn’t leave their houses until age 6 or so
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was this supposed to make me covet or abjure having kids?
fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground
  10/02/24
A lot of responsibility.
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
do u feel it's worth it
fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground
  10/02/24
Yes kids are 180
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
180
fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground
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PEAK EXPERIENCE
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  10/02/24
Maybe you’re just a bad parent, nothing like this has ...
stimulating market jap
  10/02/24
How is that bad if I was right there and grabbed him out?
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
Shouldn't your kids have floaties or something if they're ru...
Green curious pistol
  10/02/24
Ankle deep at the beach?
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
Sounds like you just got a lesson as to why nonswimmers shou...
Adventurous regret piazza
  10/02/24
Is that what your IVF kid does?
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
let he who hasn’t almost murdered his child via neglig...
motley principal's office
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Kid doesn't like it? Kid better learn to swim. Until then, t...
Green curious pistol
  10/02/24
Rainy and cloudy for 5 straight days. Oh what a hack time t...
Haunting smoky locus nowag
  10/02/24
In ww? Look at the weather.
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
Literally perfect weather look at WW in the app couldn&rsquo...
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
That's great but how Tall are they?
Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse
  10/02/24
lol I have zero kids. This sucks. I just try to keep the con...
exciting pale institution
  10/02/24
180 bro you're gonna maek it. Keep on truckin
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this is one of my favorite poasts of all time btw and he jus...
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  11/06/24
Artie Bucco No Kids
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When I was like 10, I swam out of my dad's vision and found ...
Ruddy Range Dingle Berry
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My 2 yo hugs me 500x a time and wants to make a sandwich con...
Clear Cowardly Wagecucks
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This is where faith is essential
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

This is the best secret weeks to go to the beach in the north east/North Atlantic. We go down the Jersey and there are zero people in the beach except for like

8 locals, 180 sunsets. For this week to work you need a perfect storm. 75-80 degree weather and for one of these hotels/ condos to be an open at a reasonable price. Today I’m chilling a WW with no clouds, 180000 condo, water perfect temp, no one on beach. Perfect bc my 5 kids can run around and we can watch them from our chairs. Summer is a disaster with little kids and a crowded beach.

My year old and 2 year old wanted to go to the water. We walk down. I am on them like glue. There’s a sandbar which is usually perfect because I can keep an eye on both. My 4 year old was running like a moron and my Two year old follows, then I look and I see the top of my two year old’s head and I’m like WTF. I sprint over and reach in and grab his arm and pulled him out of the water. There was a hole in the sandbar and he fell in and I was lucky enough to be right on top of him to get him out. If I let them run down to the water by himself he would be dead. My oldest son was too busy playing to even notice.

Sitting at the blanket right now watching them play in the sand realizing that if something happened to my son the only honorable place for me would have been on the sidewalk in front of 120 Broadway. On one hand I feel like a failure even though I should feel good that I was right on top of him that nothing happened and I saved him. On the other realizing being a parent you’re always one wrong move away from a lifelong humiliation/tragedy.



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Confused Dragon Place Of Business

"I am in them like glue."

JFC spaceporn

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: Cerise garrison



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pontificating people who are hurt office

i was at a hotel recently and overheard some woman talking to her friend while her 4 kids played in the pool and she said "i thought it would get better once they stopped trying to kill themselves all the time, but now they're so mean to each other."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48156352)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

Fortunately my kids love each other it’s just insane how many death traps there are on this planet. Hard enough to worry about yourself much less 5 others. I was fortunate my wife was a SAHM so if anything happened it’s on us but lmao at some pre k aid giving a fuck. Life is so random—look at that dude killed in the missile attack yesterday crossing the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48156361)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Pontificating people who are hurt office

thanks, god!

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: buff gunner

Kids shouldn’t leave their houses until age 6 or so

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: racy gay wizard location



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground

was this supposed to make me covet or abjure having kids?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

A lot of responsibility.

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground

do u feel it's worth it

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

Yes kids are 180

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit hunting ground

180

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: sapphire flickering son of senegal stage

PEAK EXPERIENCE

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating market jap

Maybe you’re just a bad parent, nothing like this has ever happened to me or anyone I know well

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

How is that bad if I was right there and grabbed him out?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Green curious pistol

Shouldn't your kids have floaties or something if they're running around on the beach that near the water?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

Ankle deep at the beach?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:17 PM
Author: Adventurous regret piazza

Sounds like you just got a lesson as to why nonswimmers should have floaties in "ankle deep" water, dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157008)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

Is that what your IVF kid does?

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: motley principal's office

let he who hasn’t almost murdered his child via negligence today throw the first stone.

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Green curious pistol

Kid doesn't like it? Kid better learn to swim. Until then, the kid should wear floaties. And I plan on reading a nice book under an umbrella. With a drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157608)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Haunting smoky locus nowag

Rainy and cloudy for 5 straight days. Oh what a hack time to visit the beach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48156740)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

In ww? Look at the weather.

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 7:24 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

Literally perfect weather look at WW in the app couldn’t be more picture perfect October weather get out of NYC for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48156836)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse

That's great but how Tall are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48156998)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: exciting pale institution

lol I have zero kids. This sucks. I just try to keep the content fresh with situations I wish happened if I didn’t give up trying to get a woman when I was 24 (I’m 39 now).

5’9

Great head of hair

Good looking

Great shape

I was unable to get a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157118)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse

180 bro you're gonna maek it. Keep on truckin

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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: dashing home hissy fit



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse

this is one of my favorite poasts of all time btw and he just dropped it in a random subthread never to be thought of again. tryhards like gunner and MASE should be taking notes here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48302416)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: provocative gaped theater boistinker

Artie Bucco No Kids

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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Range Dingle Berry

When I was like 10, I swam out of my dad's vision and found a secret sort of piece of the beach, around a curve. He thought I drowned for like 15 minutes, and then I just reappeared and said hey why do you look stressed? He had an extra beer that night and never really said anything about it until years later - when he was like yeah, I thought you were dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157137)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Clear Cowardly Wagecucks

My 2 yo hugs me 500x a time and wants to make a sandwich consisting of mommy and daddy and her in the middle about 100x a day. Kids are 180 as fuck and only retard goy kids would go in the water to die. Good Jewish kids are way too paranoid for that to ever be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157169)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: passionate misanthropic locale

This is where faith is essential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5605378&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#48157416)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Awkward Concupiscible Crackhouse



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