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Prestige level of NFL franchises ranked
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Cowboys Packers 49ers Steelers Eagles Giants Patriots Bears Chiefs Raiders Broncos Ravens Commanders Colts Lions Dolphins Vikings Rams Buccaneers Seahawks Cardinals Jets Bills Bengals Browns Saints Chargers Titans Panthers Falcons Texans Jaguars
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Sooty Haunting Queen Of The Night Fanboi Eagles need to go down about 5 spots
Vikings shoudl go up about 6 spots
Cardinals down like 8 spots
Jets up 5 spots
Dolphins up like 5 spots
Bills up like 8 spots |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Sup Jim Kelly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360725) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Sooty Haunting Queen Of The Night Fanboi The Bills and Vikings deep, long history of producing exceptional teams that lose in the Super Bowl puts them far ahead of teams like the Cardinals and Buccanneers.
It'd be like in the year 2000 ranking the Blue Jays and Padres over the Red Sox and Cubs. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: rose preventive strike heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360751) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant This guy gets it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360759) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Cardinals have old rings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360766) |
Date: October 19th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness Packers > Cowboys Chiefs > Bears
Patriots have won a lot lately but I guess I'm OK here considering we're talking about current prestige |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:34 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Bears won a bunch of NFL Championships back in the day. Same with the Lions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360646) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Pink Pozpig the lions have never won shit unless we’re taking pre-forward pass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360650) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse 4 championships. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360659) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Pink Pozpig all were in the 1950s or earlier. none were superbowls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49361348) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: bipolar plaza reading party Bengals are literally the least valuable franchise in the league (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360682) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse They have had different periods of being decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360687) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: bipolar plaza reading party Yes but they are actually valued as the least valuable franchise. Like 5.1 billion or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360699) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: rose preventive strike heaven no one is less valuable than the jaguars. shitty small market full of methheads and no relevant history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360691) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant The Packers are clearly more prestigious than the cowboys are you fucking crazy. Look, "prestigious" is not totally synonymous with "classy", but its main components are franchise value/accomplishment and classiness. **All else being equal**, a small-market franchise is more prestigious than a large-market one. Really tipping my hand here, but being located in a shitty state while claiming a nicer/more important state in your name is the height of unprestigiousness. Genuinely HTFH.
By this standard, the Jets need to be far, far, far lower, as they are The Clown Franchise. In my mind, they'll always be that like '09-'15 team. The one where rex ryan had a tattoo of his wife, anthropomorphized as Lola Bunny, naked except for a mark sanchez jersey.
I could maybe stomach seeing the jags lower than the jets because the jags franchise is just so goddam shitty and irrelevant -- they're almost certainly the most forgotten franchise on Sporcle quizzes -- but there's no fucking way they should be above the saints or the bills dude are you fucking kidding me. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: bipolar plaza reading party Cowboys are lost valuable franchise in NFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360706) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant Yes, they are #1 on the "value" list, but they have a reputation as being total Trash.
The packers are a franchise with Class. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: bipolar plaza reading party I agree but cowboys will always be AMERICAS team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360720) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant Pack: owned by 600,000 devoted cheeseheads
Cowboys: "Jones (born Jeremiah Moshe Jaffe, July 7, 1939) is an American billionaire who serves as the owner, general manager |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Jerrah is 180. Don't insult him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360749) |
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Date: October 21st, 2025 11:28 AM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant **trades you away to the pumos for nyuug** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49363729) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: talented smoky community account step-uncle's house Championships: Packers 13, Cowboys 5
Hall of Famers: Packers 36, Cowboys 29
MVPs: Packers 10, Cowboys 1
Packers are clearly more prestigious. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Jets are getting a lot of traction from their Super Bowl win in my ranking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360718) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: Sooty Haunting Queen Of The Night Fanboi Here's an indisputable reason why you're wrong:
The biggest story of the offseason was - the Cowboys trading Micah Parsons.
The biggest story of the offseason was not - the Packers acquiring Micah Parsons.
Cowboys are far and away the #1 story in the NFL always. |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:25 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360731) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:29 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant (guy passionately arguing that the Kardashians are a more prestigious family than the du Ponts) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360739) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:31 AM Author: talented smoky community account step-uncle's house The reason the Cowboys side was a bigger story is because of all the drama and turmoil surrounding how badly Jerry botched Parsons contract situation.
Having a senile 80 year old owner who thinks he's somehow qualified to be GM is pretty much the opposite of prestigious. |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: 180 twinkling uncleanness exactly. it's a way bigger story to say "team wants to sell star player at peak of his career" than it is that some team is interested in acquiring him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49361342) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:26 AM Author: free-loading milk base more like an example of how they're a dumpster fire that hasn't won shit since the 1990s and is run by a senile boomer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49365949) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Buck-toothed Indigo Sex Offender lol wtf are the Bears doing ranked so high. They're infamous for having a one time fluke Super Bowl win and doing absolutely nothing else. Nobody gives a fuck about their pre Super Bowl era shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360721) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse The pre Super Bowl history counts too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360726) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: Sooty Haunting Queen Of The Night Fanboi Bears need to be high.
--Best defense of all time.
--Da Bears SNL sketch
--Super Bowl shuffle
--Hilarity that they've been arouond for 105 years and have never had a good QB |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: rose preventive strike heaven bears sb was no fluke, that team was a train (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360741) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:04 AM Author: irradiated property wrinkle This is a PRESTIGE ranking and the Bears are a founding member of the NFL and still owned by the original family -- until like 5 months ago, 2nd generation owner was alive which is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49361014) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Contagious Magical Business Firm Titans and panthers over falcons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360727) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:23 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse The Falcons have been around for a long time and have never won anything and have usually been shitty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360729) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: vivacious up-to-no-good cuck theatre Titans are probably the least prestigious franchise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360744) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: rose preventive strike heaven theyve been to a super bowl and they have the oilers history which is fairly prestigious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360747) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:09 AM Author: vivacious up-to-no-good cuck theatre They don't have a fan base. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49365921) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: insanely creepy crackhouse Until the last few years, they were usually competitive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360755) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: orchid beady-eyed school legal warrant Also, while I see where you're coming from, the Eagles are too high given that they're also on the Top 4 Trashiest Fanbases list (along with the phillies, 76ers, and flyers). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360758) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Slap-happy Library Nibblets How was Swarthmore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49360809) |
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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: floppy ungodly native foreskin seahawks and eagles should be lower
lol @ how much prestige the "commanders" destroyed |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: irradiated property wrinkle Cardinals zapped a ton of their prestige moving to AZ but they are still a founding NFL team and therefore should be higher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49361017) |
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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:18 AM Author: Sooty Haunting Queen Of The Night Fanboi People refer to "the Super Bowl era" for a reason - no one gives a shit what happened in some game in 1942. Football isn't baseball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49361032) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Unholy tank We do tier lists here champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787870&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310919#49365939) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2025 10:29 AM Author: lake hospital Redskins should be higher Cowboys should be lower |