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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
canary violent resort wrinkle
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Go back to India
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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180
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
canary violent resort wrinkle
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well whtever it is, its 180
Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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probably his masterwork
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Pungent Azn

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: confused rigpig

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Odious property patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: lascivious federal roast beef

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: frozen hell



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Stubborn area pozpig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Odious property patrolman

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy obsidian site

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Sienna razzle sound barrier

legit lol at "brunchmen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30254874)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: bull headed stimulating faggot firefighter haunted graveyard

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30254879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: frozen hell



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: carnelian parlor newt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: dashing telephone skinny woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Contagious Jet Rehab Jewess



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Massive Vibrant Trump Supporter Feces



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: big citrine son of senegal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Useless Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Pungent Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad-dog skullcap

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle digit ratio french chef

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle digit ratio french chef

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine Zippy Center Scourge Upon The Earth

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Rebellious Chapel Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: cobalt ape yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Appetizing dun organic girlfriend senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Passionate sticky institution cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: painfully honest mood

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Wild point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: dashing telephone skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Cerebral onyx pistol

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Indigo mind-boggling stag film

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Gay laughsome stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: painfully honest mood

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Spectacular goal in life step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: painfully honest mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: crimson parlour death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: poppy heaven black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: bossy impertinent forum nibblets

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: curious flirting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: glittery antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: pale national

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: pale national

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Spectacular goal in life step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Pungent Azn

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular goal in life step-uncle's house

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: frozen hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: bateful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Ocher marvelous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: cracking burgundy house useless brakes

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Pearly Sick Market

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: cracking burgundy house useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Pearly Sick Market

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: lake theater stage filthpig

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: carnelian parlor newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Pearly Sick Market

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Arousing den

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: glittery antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Sienna razzle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Transparent Up-to-no-good Codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Gay laughsome stock car

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Greedy boyish university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: nighttime church gay wizard

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Light theatre mother

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Aromatic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: poppy heaven black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Ruby Boistinker Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: big citrine son of senegal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: judgmental crusty gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: exciting cordovan rigor temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: cobalt ape yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Light theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Ruby Boistinker Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: supple coldplay fan space

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Nofapping Native National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: judgmental crusty gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: painfully honest mood

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Arousing den

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: rose offensive field crotch

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Native National Security Agency

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine Zippy Center Scourge Upon The Earth

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bespoke Quadroon

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: cruel-hearted twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored abode

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: painfully honest mood

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Sienna razzle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad-dog skullcap

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Indecent Titillating Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Misanthropic Clear Casino

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Underhanded khaki legal warrant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: know-it-all silver psychic

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Indecent Titillating Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac amethyst therapy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac amethyst therapy macaca

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Transparent Up-to-no-good Codepig

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Narrow-minded demanding crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular goal in life step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Greedy boyish university

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Bespoke Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: judgmental crusty gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Ocher marvelous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Indecent Titillating Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: judgmental crusty gas station fat ankles

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Passionate sticky institution cumskin

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Arrogant Church Building

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: rambunctious garnet internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: charcoal stirring set idiot

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: judgmental crusty gas station fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Heady brilliant garrison

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Comical gaming laptop box office

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Fragrant lodge multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative range alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: umber headpube ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Light theatre mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Misanthropic Clear Casino

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: free-loading thriller shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: bateful candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Ocher marvelous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Irate Vigorous Lay Chad

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine Zippy Center Scourge Upon The Earth

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: lime water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: lime water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Sienna razzle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Pungent Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Metal racy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: vermilion idiotic spot kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed self-centered menage

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bespoke Quadroon

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bespoke Quadroon

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Stubborn area pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: anal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Location Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Useless Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: histrionic wine brunch tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Rebellious Chapel Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Useless Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Red swollen meetinghouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: fishy irradiated station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Sienna razzle sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: aqua trailer park

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Pungent Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Spectacular goal in life step-uncle's house

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: 180 trust fund halford

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Contagious Jet Rehab Jewess

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Contagious Jet Rehab Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Filthy stead indirect expression

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Massive Vibrant Trump Supporter Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: excitant french masturbator



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: excitant french masturbator



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Naked Concupiscible Whorehouse Degenerate



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored abode

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant bipolar associate

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Motley Fighting Mediation



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: charcoal stirring set idiot



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: talented vengeful fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Ocher marvelous stain

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: grizzly godawful hall main people



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Misanthropic Clear Casino



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Low-t Roommate Sneaky Criminal



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: grizzly godawful hall main people



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: amber hairraiser school police squad



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: galvanic pervert electric furnace

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Massive Vibrant Trump Supporter Feces



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy trip ratface stage



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Contagious Jet Rehab Jewess



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: grizzly godawful hall main people



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: opaque gaping



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Pungent Azn



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: opaque gaping



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Business Firm



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Low-t Roommate Sneaky Criminal



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Useless Theater



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: histrionic wine brunch tank



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: floppy dog poop



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored abode

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: pearl tattoo



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: bateful candlestick maker

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: canary violent resort wrinkle



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: bronze plaza



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: drab boiling water background story

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: diverse gaped nursing home



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: bateful candlestick maker



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