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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
bisexual hospital rigpig
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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comical alcoholic theatre double fault
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
sick sound barrier jewess
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
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  11/29/25
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Razzle-dazzle son of senegal
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
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  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
bisexual hospital rigpig
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
brindle menage cumskin
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
titillating soggy ratface property
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Clear stage quadroon
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
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  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
bisexual hospital rigpig
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
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  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
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  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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brindle menage cumskin
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
filthy alpha
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
sick sound barrier jewess
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
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  12/06/25
lol, not flame
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  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Curious Light Private Investor
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: bisexual hospital rigpig

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: comical alcoholic theatre double fault

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: comical alcoholic theatre double fault



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: unhinged temple stain



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: comical alcoholic theatre double fault



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: sick sound barrier jewess

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: bisexual hospital rigpig

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: brindle menage cumskin

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: bisexual hospital rigpig

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: brindle menage cumskin

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: titillating soggy ratface property

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Clear stage quadroon

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Bespoke supple home trust fund

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: bisexual hospital rigpig

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: bonkers tank rigor

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Galvanic den lettuce

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: bonkers tank rigor

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: brindle menage cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: filthy alpha

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: sick sound barrier jewess

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Excitant translucent sanctuary fortuitous meteor

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: sick sound barrier jewess

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy rambunctious theater telephone



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: concupiscible jew feces

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Saffron point

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Mewling jade lay tattoo

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Curious Light Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Big Pearly Center Patrolman

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle son of senegal

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bisexual hospital rigpig

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49490766)