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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/08/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/12/25 |
| high-end theater stage masturbator | 12/12/25 |
| Stirring house place of business | 12/12/25 |
| heady field selfie | 12/17/25 |
| Stimulating henna feces resort | 12/17/25 |
| Federal anal ticket booth rigor | 12/18/25 |
| aphrodisiac queen of the night | 12/12/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/17/25 |
| aphrodisiac queen of the night | 12/17/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/17/25 |
| Silver effete step-uncle's house | 12/17/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/18/25 |
| Hateful Scarlet Space | 12/17/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/18/25 |
| Trip National | 12/17/25 |
| Hateful Scarlet Space | 12/17/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/17/25 |
| heady field selfie | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake | 12/17/25 |
| Trip National | 12/17/25 |
| heady field selfie | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake | 12/17/25 |
| heady field selfie | 12/17/25 |
| wine exciting codepig crackhouse | 12/17/25 |
| Umber angry stage | 12/17/25 |
| beta sienna tanning salon | 12/17/25 |
| Pea-brained Thriller Range Messiness | 12/17/25 |
| Sickened spectacular degenerate | 12/17/25 |
| obsidian gaping | 12/17/25 |
| sticky dog poop hairy legs | 12/17/25 |
| azure wild marketing idea indirect expression | 12/17/25 |
| Clear Painfully Honest Point | 12/17/25 |
| vivacious elastic band background story | 12/17/25 |
| wine exciting codepig crackhouse | 12/17/25 |
| vivacious elastic band background story | 12/17/25 |
| wine exciting codepig crackhouse | 12/18/25 |
| vivacious elastic band background story | 12/18/25 |
| Aromatic Brass Abode Ladyboy | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake | 12/17/25 |
| Clear Painfully Honest Point | 12/17/25 |
| Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake | 12/17/25 |
| Aromatic Brass Abode Ladyboy | 12/17/25 |
| Clear Painfully Honest Point | 12/17/25 |
| unholy theatre partner | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: high-end theater stage masturbator So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Stirring house place of business Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: heady field selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Stimulating henna feces resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: Federal anal ticket booth rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac queen of the night easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: aphrodisiac queen of the night Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Silver effete step-uncle's house Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Hateful Scarlet Space You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Trip National lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Hateful Scarlet Space Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: heady field selfie 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Trip National Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: heady field selfie A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: heady field selfie Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: wine exciting codepig crackhouse If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Umber angry stage Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: beta sienna tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Pea-brained Thriller Range Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Sickened spectacular degenerate Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: obsidian gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: sticky dog poop hairy legs now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: azure wild marketing idea indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Clear Painfully Honest Point No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: vivacious elastic band background story wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: wine exciting codepig crackhouse cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: vivacious elastic band background story wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: wine exciting codepig crackhouse Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: vivacious elastic band background story couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Aromatic Brass Abode Ladyboy just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Clear Painfully Honest Point “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Bistre Soul-stirring Corn Cake are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Aromatic Brass Abode Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Clear Painfully Honest Point I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: unholy theatre partner No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr",#49518198) |