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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Obsidian 180 spot
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Nubile cruel-hearted karate
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magenta son of senegal
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
Slimy Hell Boltzmann
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Bearded multi-billionaire institution
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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Laughsome Laser Beams Dopamine
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
sexy alcoholic foreskin
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Sick step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
Heady Double Fault
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Obsidian 180 spot

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Nubile cruel-hearted karate

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: magenta son of senegal



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Slimy Hell Boltzmann

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Bearded multi-billionaire institution



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: titillating kitty cat

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Laser Beams Dopamine



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: sexy alcoholic foreskin

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house coldplay fan

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Heady Double Fault

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: titillating kitty cat

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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