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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
wwop
lilac background story
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
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Slap-happy twisted roommate volcanic crater
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Unhinged Poppy Nibblets Home
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Gold talented internal respiration cruise ship
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Buff overrated tanning salon
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Self-absorbed giraffe main people
  10/06/25
How old was she
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
19
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
mfcr
lilac background story
  10/06/25
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Buff overrated tanning salon
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Self-absorbed giraffe main people
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
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Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Flesh mood native
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
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Liar!
dark boyish range
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Liar!
dark boyish range
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Liar!
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Gold talented internal respiration cruise ship
  10/06/25
As if
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i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
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there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Buff overrated tanning salon
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Yes
Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
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he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
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Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
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  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
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  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
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me too
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out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
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Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
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This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Drunken bronze bawdyhouse
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Flesh mood native
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
Nice edit
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Olive coffee pot travel guidebook
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
Cyan Prole Rigpig
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
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dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
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Liar!
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  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
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  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
Ok
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
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out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
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dark boyish range
  10/06/25
Liar!
dark boyish range
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Liar!
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*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
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trip adulterous messiness
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
out-of-control grizzly brunch
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
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irradiated swollen round eye
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Ocher Fighting Den
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
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  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
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  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
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  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
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  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
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  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
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  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
irradiated swollen round eye
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
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  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
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  10/06/25
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  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
lascivious violent library therapy
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Cerebral dog poop
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
dark boyish range
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
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  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Scarlet Passionate Piazza
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
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  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
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nigs are so stupid it's unreal
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  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
glittery apoplectic police squad
  10/06/25
pics?
trip adulterous messiness
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
wine filthy hall pisswyrm
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Drunken bronze bawdyhouse
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
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Cyan Prole Rigpig
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
khaki free-loading kitty
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
plum galvanic ratface
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: dark boyish range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: lilac background story

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy twisted roommate volcanic crater



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Unhinged Poppy Nibblets Home

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Gold talented internal respiration cruise ship

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Buff overrated tanning salon

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed giraffe main people

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: lilac background story

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Buff overrated tanning salon



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed giraffe main people

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

🤡🤡🤡📸

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Flesh mood native

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Gold talented internal respiration cruise ship

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Henna exhilarant gaping church building

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Buff overrated tanning salon

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: irradiated swollen round eye

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Drunken bronze bawdyhouse

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Ivory vibrant plaza wagecucks

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Buff overrated tanning salon

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: bearded arousing box office place of business

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: trip adulterous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Cracking fanboi sweet tailpipe

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Drunken bronze bawdyhouse

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Flesh mood native

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Olive coffee pot travel guidebook

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Cyan Prole Rigpig

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Useless cobalt step-uncle's house boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: dark boyish range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: stimulating school

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: dark boyish range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: dark boyish range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: domesticated sable trump supporter kitchen

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: trip adulterous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: out-of-control grizzly brunch

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: irradiated swollen round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Ocher Fighting Den

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Excitant Demanding Faggotry Liquid Oxygen

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Brass effete stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: gaped salmon knife point

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: wonderful turquoise pit

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Electric stead jap

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Hot Principal's Office

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: amber hospital

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Brass effete stage macaca

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: irradiated swollen round eye

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: amber hospital

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Cerebral dog poop

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: nighttime stirring ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: sick motley area

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: lascivious violent library therapy

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Cerebral dog poop

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: dark boyish range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring underhanded keepsake machete pocket flask

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Passionate Piazza

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: dark boyish range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: greedy very tactful indian lodge electric furnace

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Rose Lettuce

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic police squad

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: trip adulterous messiness

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: wine filthy hall pisswyrm

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Drunken bronze bawdyhouse

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Chartreuse set cuckold

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cyan Prole Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: khaki free-loading kitty

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: plum galvanic ratface

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Aromatic space

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069362)