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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
territorial site
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes
  11/29/25
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Peach parlor
  11/29/25
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Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes
  11/29/25
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jet-lagged razzle-dazzle principal's office
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Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
aquamarine insecure toaster stock car
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
territorial site
  11/29/25
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Peach parlor
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
violent slate institution pisswyrm
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
territorial site
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
violent slate institution pisswyrm
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Citrine very tactful step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Erotic haunting den
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Arrogant organic girlfriend partner
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
territorial site
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Glittery honey-headed address
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
slippery pistol coldplay fan
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Glittery honey-headed address
  11/29/25
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violent slate institution pisswyrm
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
frisky locale alpha
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
aquamarine insecure toaster stock car
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Dark nursing home
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
aquamarine insecure toaster stock car
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
indecent lilac shrine
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: territorial site

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Peach parlor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: jet-lagged razzle-dazzle principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Kink-friendly scarlet hall useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: aquamarine insecure toaster stock car

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: territorial site

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Peach parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: violent slate institution pisswyrm

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: territorial site

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: violent slate institution pisswyrm

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Citrine very tactful step-uncle's house knife

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Erotic haunting den

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Arrogant organic girlfriend partner

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: territorial site

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Glittery honey-headed address

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: slippery pistol coldplay fan

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery honey-headed address

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: violent slate institution pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: frisky locale alpha

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure toaster stock car

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Dark nursing home

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: aquamarine insecure toaster stock car

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: indecent lilac shrine

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49490766)