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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
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  08/12/23
It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Big-titted property
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shocker!
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>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and...
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That's the difference.
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Wow, he actually did it
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burn baby burn
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: lascivious theater

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: arousing really tough guy



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: pale rebellious home



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Hideous Nursing Home



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Beta snowy rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Red space



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: ivory hateful deer antler brunch



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: thriller piazza

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Olive Persian Hall

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46661294)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Sable selfie gas station

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abode

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Big-titted property



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Exciting useless becky

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser jet den kitty cat

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: Federal university



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Big Metal Messiness

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: lascivious theater

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Duck-like chapel



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained prole state



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: lascivious theater



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: lascivious theater

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed navy ape senate

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring wild crackhouse hominid



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