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blue rehab
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Cracking stage
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these links still work 180
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Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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Bearded peach filthpig
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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talking tank
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blue rehab
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frozen church building
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Multi-colored turquoise set trust fund
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outnumbered stimulating property
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Pearly Principal's Office Trump Supporter
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misanthropic goal in life
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
wonderful flatulent new version
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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insane market round eye
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
onyx bipolar death wish
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Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
onyx bipolar death wish
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Misunderstood stead toilet seat
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aggressive pontificating indian lodge wrinkle
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Kink-friendly theatre
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contagious amethyst plaza
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
vibrant locus
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fucking lol
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Autistic Black Woman Tanning Salon
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Painfully Honest Newt Double Fault
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Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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exciting splenetic jew toaster
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mischievous hissy fit dingle berry
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talking tank
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Vengeful fishy codepig
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Buff soul-stirring orchestra pit
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Bearded peach filthpig
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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1800000
onyx bipolar death wish
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legit
Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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abusive emerald gunner
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Height of assosciate?
balding idea he suggested
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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lmfao
brilliant fragrant resort
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LOL
jade whorehouse mood
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lol
Titillating Deep Bawdyhouse
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high-end abode mad-dog skullcap
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Blathering Field
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thriller jet-lagged foreskin
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Bonkers azn
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Vengeful fishy codepig
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outnumbered stimulating property
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slimy 180 roast beef
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Pearly Principal's Office Trump Supporter
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nofapping erotic pozpig coldplay fan
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supple honey-headed famous landscape painting psychic
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motley space
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
adulterous mad cow disease
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Moar!
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Beady-eyed Community Account Indirect Expression
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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histrionic slap-happy digit ratio
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Lol 1800
thriller jet-lagged foreskin
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Bonkers azn
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high-end abode mad-dog skullcap
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Pearly Principal's Office Trump Supporter
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drunken hateful location knife
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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Electric hyperactive gaming laptop
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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nofapping erotic pozpig coldplay fan
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
contagious amethyst plaza
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
magical business firm
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Hilarious address selfie
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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It practically writes itself!
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
wonderful flatulent new version
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vigorous very tactful kitty cat
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
contagious amethyst plaza
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
contagious amethyst plaza
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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Shit
contagious amethyst plaza
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Hilarious address selfie
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Khaki curious doctorate
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Provocative lodge
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mischievous hissy fit dingle berry
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contagious amethyst plaza
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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still going strong
bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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(Chip Kelly)
talking tank
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
contagious amethyst plaza
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Hilarious address selfie
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
wonderful flatulent new version
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
talking tank
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contagious amethyst plaza
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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talking tank
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Pungent garrison
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vigorous very tactful kitty cat
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Electric hyperactive gaming laptop
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exciting splenetic jew toaster
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
magical business firm
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contagious amethyst plaza
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mind-boggling piazza old irish cottage
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vibrant locus
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exciting splenetic jew toaster
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
contagious amethyst plaza
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*bark aves
Stirring coral multi-billionaire marketing idea
  03/15/15
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Bronze weed whacker
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
fear-inspiring elastic band school
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
magical business firm
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blue rehab
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
talking tank
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
talented glassy clown
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
aqua cruise ship
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magical business firm
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Bearded peach filthpig
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frozen church building
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blue rehab
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mischievous hissy fit dingle berry
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Hilarious address selfie
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aphrodisiac wild ratface
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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vibrant locus
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Dashing step-uncle's house
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anal trip mexican
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
talking tank
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
adulterous mad cow disease
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Jet stage
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Confused Rambunctious Gay Wizard
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
drab greedy circlehead messiness
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indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native
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Vengeful fishy codepig
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lmao
tan mildly autistic public bath
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Hairraiser cuckold
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outnumbered stimulating property
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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Cerebral chapel prole
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slimy 180 roast beef
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slimy 180 roast beef
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exhilarant elite nibblets antidepressant drug
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Electric hyperactive gaming laptop
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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!!!
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Topaz spectacular partner
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
aqua cruise ship
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fantasy-prone scourge upon the earth
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Pale Diverse French Chef Locale
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Aromatic boistinker area
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red people who are hurt
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Razzle salmon water buffalo
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bat shit crazy sexy house dopamine
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Provocative lodge
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
contagious amethyst plaza
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
charismatic olive twinkling uncleanness stock car
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
contagious amethyst plaza
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
aqua cruise ship
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contagious amethyst plaza
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
bisexual frisky half-breed
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chestnut idiot
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!
talking tank
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180
Bespoke organic girlfriend
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Kink-friendly theatre
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
talking tank
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(Rick Reilly)
Insecure Startled Temple
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That hurt bro.
talking tank
  03/12/15
great thread
Demanding kitchen milk
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
adulterous mad cow disease
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
scarlet laughsome karate
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
arrogant citrine turdskin puppy
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fantasy-prone scourge upon the earth
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
arrogant citrine turdskin puppy
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arrogant citrine turdskin puppy
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Excitant church police squad
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Marvelous bossy shrine
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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180
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
arrogant citrine turdskin puppy
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Impressive heady rigor crackhouse
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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bump for Buddy
arrogant citrine turdskin puppy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
aggressive pontificating indian lodge wrinkle
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
razzmatazz telephone
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
razzmatazz telephone
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Hilarious address selfie
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
vigorous very tactful kitty cat
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Beady-eyed Community Account Indirect Expression
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Multi-colored turquoise set trust fund
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*makes Buddy partner*
Excitant church police squad
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talking tank
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metal mint casino
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exciting splenetic jew toaster
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ruh roh
Vengeful fishy codepig
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chestnut idiot
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Confused Rambunctious Gay Wizard
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
arousing zombie-like therapy international law enforcement agency
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contagious amethyst plaza
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exciting splenetic jew toaster
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
overrated azure hospital
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
contagious amethyst plaza
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1800000000000000000
Hilarious address selfie
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native
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vermilion tripping station faggotry
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Cream glittery legal warrant
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Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap
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chestnut idiot
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Vengeful fishy codepig
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zippy dog poop
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Electric hyperactive gaming laptop
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Costumed Persian Office
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holy fucking shit
tan mildly autistic public bath
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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nubile know-it-all theater useless brakes
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slimy 180 roast beef
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Vivacious hairy legs
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Aromatic boistinker area
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Electric hyperactive gaming laptop
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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go Get Em!
bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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garnet racy rigpig
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180
chestnut idiot
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180^180
Jet stage
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Vengeful fishy codepig
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Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy
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Buck-toothed faggot firefighter
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
chestnut idiot
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chestnut idiot
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aqua cruise ship
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Mustard angry site patrolman
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete
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indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
bisexual frisky half-breed
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underrated
Gay theater stage pervert
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indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native
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chestnut idiot
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Vengeful fishy codepig
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contagious amethyst plaza
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Coiffed spot lettuce
  06/03/15
Ouch
contagious amethyst plaza
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
bat shit crazy sexy house dopamine
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Hilarious address selfie
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180
Disrespectful comical box office
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Kink-friendly theatre
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Hilarious address selfie
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chestnut idiot
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indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native
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chest-beating corn cake hell
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
floppy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
chestnut idiot
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
aqua cruise ship
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contagious amethyst plaza
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
chestnut idiot
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
aqua cruise ship
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks
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Mustard angry site patrolman
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
nudist dilemma deer antler
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Mustard angry site patrolman
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Big navy pocket flask
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Mustard angry site patrolman
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Mustard angry site patrolman
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Lascivious grizzly incel athletic conference
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Mustard angry site patrolman
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
slimy 180 roast beef
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aqua cruise ship
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CR.
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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chestnut idiot
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Mustard angry site patrolman
  07/26/16
i really like it here
contagious amethyst plaza
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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slimy 180 roast beef
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Mustard angry site patrolman
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
slimy 180 roast beef
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Mustard angry site patrolman
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contagious amethyst plaza
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chestnut idiot
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Swashbuckling Cowardly University Blood Rage
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fear-inspiring elastic band school
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Woah CR friend :-)
fear-inspiring elastic band school
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slimy 180 roast beef
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Bateful Sinister Home
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Lascivious grizzly incel athletic conference
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slimy 180 roast beef
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Lemon Legend Hall
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chestnut idiot
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chestnut idiot
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slippery ape school cafeteria
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slimy 180 roast beef
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: vibrant locus

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap

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*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: onyx bipolar death wish

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: magical business firm

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: wonderful flatulent new version

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Khaki curious doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Provocative lodge

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: mischievous hissy fit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: talking tank

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: wonderful flatulent new version

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: talking tank

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wonderful flatulent new version

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: talking tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Pungent garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: vigorous very tactful kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Electric hyperactive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: exciting splenetic jew toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: magical business firm

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling piazza old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: exciting splenetic jew toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Stirring coral multi-billionaire marketing idea

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Bronze weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: magical business firm

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: blue rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: talking tank

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: talented glassy clown

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: aqua cruise ship

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: magical business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Bearded peach filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: frozen church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: blue rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: mischievous hissy fit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac wild ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: vibrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: anal trip mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: talking tank

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: adulterous mad cow disease

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Jet stage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Confused Rambunctious Gay Wizard

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: drab greedy circlehead messiness

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vengeful fishy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: tan mildly autistic public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant elite nibblets antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Electric hyperactive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Topaz spectacular partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: aqua cruise ship

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: fantasy-prone scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Pale Diverse French Chef Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: red people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Razzle salmon water buffalo

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sexy house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Provocative lodge

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: charismatic olive twinkling uncleanness stock car

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: aqua cruise ship

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: bisexual frisky half-breed

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: talking tank

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Bespoke organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: talking tank

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Insecure Startled Temple

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: talking tank

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Demanding kitchen milk

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: adulterous mad cow disease

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: scarlet laughsome karate

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: arrogant citrine turdskin puppy

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant citrine turdskin puppy

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant citrine turdskin puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Excitant church police squad

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Marvelous bossy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: arrogant citrine turdskin puppy

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Impressive heady rigor crackhouse

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: arrogant citrine turdskin puppy

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: aggressive pontificating indian lodge wrinkle

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz telephone

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: vigorous very tactful kitty cat

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Community Account Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored turquoise set trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Excitant church police squad

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: talking tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: metal mint casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: exciting splenetic jew toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Vengeful fishy codepig

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Confused Rambunctious Gay Wizard

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like therapy international law enforcement agency

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: exciting splenetic jew toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: overrated azure hospital

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Hilarious address selfie

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: vermilion tripping station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Cream glittery legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Ivory Flirting Travel Guidebook Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Vengeful fishy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: zippy dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Electric hyperactive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Costumed Persian Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: tan mildly autistic public bath

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: nubile know-it-all theater useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Vivacious hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Electric hyperactive gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: garnet racy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: chestnut idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Jet stage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vengeful fishy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia Concupiscible Parlor Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: chestnut idiot

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: aqua cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: bisexual frisky half-breed

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Gay theater stage pervert

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Vengeful fishy codepig

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Coiffed spot lettuce

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy sexy house dopamine

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Disrespectful comical box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Hilarious address selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: indigo irradiated liquid oxygen native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: chest-beating corn cake hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: floppy trailer park sweet tailpipe

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: chestnut idiot

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: aqua cruise ship

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: chestnut idiot

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: aqua cruise ship

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Sienna Razzle-dazzle Menage Wagecucks

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: nudist dilemma deer antler

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Big navy pocket flask

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Lascivious grizzly incel athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: aqua cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: contagious amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cowardly University Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Bateful Sinister Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Lascivious grizzly incel athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Lemon Legend Hall

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: slippery ape school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: slimy 180 roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: high-end abode mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: slippery ape school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: light nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: jade whorehouse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: chestnut idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: odious parlour haunted graveyard

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: chestnut idiot

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Abnormal immigrant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: exhilarant elite nibblets antidepressant drug

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Mewling galvanic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Appetizing Meetinghouse Philosopher-king

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: pea-brained bearded voyeur senate

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Amber center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: passionate mahogany factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Lascivious grizzly incel athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Mustard angry site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: nofapping erotic pozpig coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: chestnut idiot

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: boyish gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  crystalline national

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Magenta Geriatric Mediation

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Sooty heaven skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: plum brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: blue rehab

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: blue rehab

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Sooty heaven skinny woman

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: blue rehab

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  alcoholic forum depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated ticket booth personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  lay regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Marvelous bossy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43566256)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring elastic band school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Electric hyperactive gaming laptop



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy den keepsake machete



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: nofapping erotic pozpig coldplay fan



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