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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684033) |
Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑) out the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684037) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.
she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess. |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/
just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49687040) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) must be some type of strange minority play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688564) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) Or she fucked the right older guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM Author: CoinBoi she already is
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.
note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them. |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) layers and layers of makeup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684038) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑) tough to take seriously, would not engage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684040) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684132) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.
she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Trust If Aryan Painted Harlot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49687009) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684064) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: frutiger aero tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684071) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM Author: peeface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49685742) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: @grok, is this true? How do I go back in time and ignore this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684066) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684471) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM Author: faggy vibes (🧐) yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684656) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: frutiger aero dude, i'm eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684072) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM Author: Ass Sunstein What manner of mystery meat is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684085) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM Author: Trust If Aryan South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688384) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688527) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688703) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: AI_concubine Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684099) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM Author: Mr Right they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684445) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( ) They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684450) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder This is sort of true when one looks back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) great word ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49687032) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: just say the word There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684103) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM Author: sealclubber correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold' |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684126) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.
these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.
i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.
i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.
She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.
If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686464) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686471) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684425) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::, Tale as old as time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684429) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688521) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684430) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM Author: faggy vibes (🧐) Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684467) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686473) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49687052) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Mr Right i bet she knows farsi AND arabic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684439) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684441) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM Author: Mr Right she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684454) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684458) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684726) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49685739) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49685762) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Pope Leo XXX How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686477) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686480) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688275) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688340) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49687037) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.
when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.
the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.
anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688536) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688547) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM Author: CoinBoi maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile
https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688531) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688580) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW) look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688648) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM Author: CoinBoi why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688716) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688741) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: CoinBoi "pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) ozempic and valtrex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688757) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: CoinBoi lol what about adderall and prozac? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688760) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) oh yea good point, those too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688766) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) and some oral antifungals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49688781) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: CoinBoi here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained)) lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.
can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."
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