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Date: June 12th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: brilliant vibrant mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47741252) |
Date: June 12th, 2024 7:22 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin I'm trying to be a normal person. We set boundaries. Sex only once or twice a day, usually before bed. I called in sick on Friday and no kids so that wasn't a great showing. We went for a run after kids went to school and after showering It was like we were making up for lost opportunities and did everything, all the positions (never anal). She even asked me to go down on her which is exceedingly rare. I bought her this slut tennis skirt out fit. She complained it was too tight lol it looked great.
The problem is she says I'm really distant and she feels unwanted. This is after me putting off sex twice in a month. Fucking twice!?! I've been rejected thousands of times.
I'm close to a month sober. Last time I drank was at a giant house the dance people rented for a convention. Wife and I disappeared and left our kids with other families to watch. I'm sure they think I'm a degenerate. It was pretty bad. |
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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:14 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Took 6 times the micro dose of shrooms I normally take. My wife took one gummy. She had me sit back against the headboard in bed with my legs together and she lowered her ass on to my lap. I rubber had ass while she bounced up and down for awhile. Great view. I flipped her off and went doggy holding her down by her shoulders and she really went at it. We did this from around 11:00 until 2 am. It felt like 20 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47777433) |
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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:20 PM Author: Supple nowag circlehead Nice 🙂 friend 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47777459) |
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Date: June 25th, 2024 7:20 PM Author: zombie-like native persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47777463) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2024 6:30 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin In Miami for the week. I went hard last night and tbf she was aggressive but said let's be gentle we need this pussy to last all week. She's wearing a tummy shirt to the baseball game. Very hot but she's really skinny right now, like 15 lbs off preference.
Lol I got back to the hotel room and she bought markers and wrote free bjs on the mirror. Lol |
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Date: July 22nd, 2024 10:58 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Wife is 108 on scale. I'm a 130 preference bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47880840) |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 4:34 AM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin My wife said there are 4 types of sex 1) I'm mad at you, have no intention of making up but I want to fuck 2) mad but want to feel close 3) sex to make you happy 4) in love with you and want to jump your bones asap |
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Date: July 24th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin She just said that the sex we had before I left was top ten worst. I was pounding her hard from behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47887003) |
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Date: July 25th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Huge fight last night. Super drunk. I had cameras set and she had a Miami vice outfit...no sex. In fact she said she will never fuck me again. Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47891192) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 5:34 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Lol I just checked the video and apparently we did have sex...for 23 gigs. Some nice moves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900150) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 5:42 PM Author: dead hunting ground is she confirmed bipolar? are you? have the mood swings gotten worse with age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900160) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 5:43 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Yes, maybe and definitely. She's also too skinny now. She said the hungry feeling actually gets her high like running. That's concerning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900163) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 6:14 PM Author: dead hunting ground well, kudos to her for not having an alcohol/drug bender and crash that resulted in hospitalization then. i dated and also had a non-blood relative that both did. watch her back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900273) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 6:16 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Sorry about that situation...but three shooters ain't shit. And that was my last hurrah before going back to boring sober life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900285) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 5:42 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin We got back late last night. After we got off the plane she said she had to run to the bathroom because she thought she was starting her period. She came back and said she was just insanely wet, like it drenched her panties. So we drive back from the airport. It's like an hour from our house. She got mad at me because I went to the store when I grabbed the car to pick her up. Yes I bought some booze but like 3 shooters. That's fucking nothing. Cops were everywhere though.
Here is the part I want to convey...I was pissed at her and said zero chance I'm fucking her when we get back. She went ballistic, told me I'm not a real man, I never make her cum etc. lol sure babe. Turn a horny women down and they loose their mind. I've been turned down for sex a trillion times. I held strong and didn't fuck. I was unloading the bags this morning and she asked where the vibrator was...hint hint. I have it to her and follow her up stairs. She was crazy wet. I could barely get it in before she came all over me. Didn't even use the vibrator. And I do suck at sex, I'm very about myself and probably too rough. Very average dick but she still has to take 5 mins before I can get it all in there. I'm like 6.5 on a good day. |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor Great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900192) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 6:03 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin I'm a disaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900228) |
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Date: July 27th, 2024 6:04 PM Author: Supple nowag circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47900235) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 2:11 PM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48254324) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Jfc I can't believe some of the stuff I've posted here.
This year was dominated by me stopping drinking which I thought was a big part of our sex life. At least it was a big trigger for me. Apparently that was not an issue for my wife. If anything I think she fucked so much in spite of me being shit faced 24/7.
She is far more forward with me now and uses language that even I wasn't allowed to say before. It's a fine line though. She wants to be dominated but nothing degrading. Think like a protector that also holds you down and fucks you. She declared that she actually enjoys giving me a BJ, just ask and be showered.
Kids went back to school in September and I have a WFH day per week which used to be productive. Now I have to worry about missing emails or meetings because we're in bed having sex all day...well that's still the same. But now I'm sober and better at giving her what she wants. It's shit like toss her on the bed, fuck her in the bathroom spontaneously and pull her hair. No rape fantasy though and no choking. Also no ass play but I could see that changing. She doesn't like porn either.
We had sex last night for maybe 2 hours. I woke up at around 4:00 and she wanted to go again. All day my texts are all naked pictures and some really naughty ones. She's been taking pics of her wet panties and begging me to blow off work. Sucky part is we won't get an hour long gap in our kid activities until 9:00. Oh yeah, any time on the daily agenda with more than a 45 min gap is slated as sex time. Her favorite thing to do is get really stoned and put on bad sex movies and fuck until the kids wake up.
Keep in mind, in our 20s we were very boring with maybe once a week sex. |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace How can you keep doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48254926) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 4:08 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Should I go on trt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48254957) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 4:08 PM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace You should get a stable of bulls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48254963) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 7:07 PM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor Grats on sobriety man that's really good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48255694) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 7:09 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48255702) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 7:12 PM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor Also grats on having even more sex with your wife than before, I guess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48255718) |
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Date: October 29th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin I doubt it's more. Less degenerate but hotter if that makes sense. You really need alcohol to get to the level of fuck all to blow responsibilities and fuck for multiple days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48255743) |
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Date: February 4th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48621689) |
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Date: February 4th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin Nightly, twice on days where schedule allows. We have fought a lot more lately. I've had lots of make up sex before but never sex mid fight and then it just continues. Lol 'lets see...if it's been two days maybe try grabbing and fucking me?!?'
We had last night at 7:00, 11:00 and 3:00 am. Then we had sex right around when you bumped this. Last night the second time was her showing off the others were holding her down and fuck her hard.
If sol moons like crazy I might give in to the boobjob. Pretty routine lately though. I don't drink and I'm busy. No idea how I did all this shit people expect of me drunk off my ass 24/7. I fuck up now all the time. I guess life really is just flame. |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48624357) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace What have you been fighting about? I also have mostly quit drinking and it amazes me how I'm not really much more productive or anything sober, if anything I feel more tired at night and sleep more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48625310) |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin A million little things. It usually boils down to I didn't listen. But it's not easy to tease out info from my wife's stories. She started off giving me directions once with 'you know that pretty dark blue in Brooke's down stairs bathroom...well you'll see a house on the corner..." Wtf!
Post drinking productivity initially spiked but then settled back in. I was mostly drunk for the past few years though. I definitely sleep more too. Everything else is the same just boring. I guess that's probably the best we can expect. |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace Let’s get back on the booze (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48625962) |
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Date: February 10th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin I got fucked up for a weekend back in October with my dad and brother. I felt like shit and I'm supposed to say it wasn't as good as I remembered, but...
Showing up shit faced drunk after a 10 hour car ride with a dirt bike for my 7 year old didn't go over well. |
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Date: February 5th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin She just woke me up at 4:00 am and rode this shit out of me. I must have been having a good dream. Those are my absolute favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48624342) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Marvelous home electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49230554) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: splenetic carnelian depressive private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49230557) |
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Date: September 24th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Comical Primrose Turdskin We've been in a nice hotel room all week and I've been fucking her raw. She had on a little secretary skirt when I came up earlier. I put a pillow under her stomach last night and worked her too much. I pay a price for that later. I have no idea how porn chicks handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49299375) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: nude litigator how do you handle periods, just power through or what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49483115) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: gibberish (?) I'll try and avoid it. She says she gets hornier on the rag but she says that about the day Tuesday and everything in between. I have to be careful though because any hint of rejection and she gets all sad and sex is about the only thing we do together and get along.
I will add that over the past year or so she started to actually get off and being pounded out. I'd do it before but I know she was just taking it. But now she asks for it and if I back off she bucks back. The entire time I'm thinking damn she's getting off on just a penis and good thing she doesn't know about cock because I'd be done day one. |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: nude litigator sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49493486) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: gibberish (?) The things we do for love (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49493500) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: Battle Diaper Alita so long story short, no FODIP :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5539997&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49483336) |