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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
lavender slap-happy point
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
wonderful pale people who are hurt
  03/24/25
yep
Nubile crusty ape
  03/24/25
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Carnelian piazza
  03/24/25
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Aromatic Prole
  03/24/25
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amethyst ungodly set roommate
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Stimulating main people
  03/24/25
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infuriating lodge
  03/24/25
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Pearl thriller gas station knife
  03/24/25
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Ivory stead scourge upon the earth
  03/24/25
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comical theater stage useless brakes
  03/26/25
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Haunting chapel juggernaut
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
plum sinister garrison
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
titillating tripping party of the first part
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
sable stubborn library mad cow disease
  03/24/25
titcr
Vigorous kitty cat theater
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
wonderful pale people who are hurt
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Vigorous kitty cat theater
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Marvelous Field Fortuitous Meteor
  03/24/25
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Nubile crusty ape
  03/24/25
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infuriating lodge
  03/24/25
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Opaque Concupiscible Internal Respiration
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
plum sinister garrison
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Stimulating main people
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
infuriating lodge
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
unholy quadroon
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
infuriating lodge
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
unholy quadroon
  03/24/25
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Opaque Concupiscible Internal Respiration
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
wine sanctuary cuckoldry
  03/24/25
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light balding persian corner
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
unholy quadroon
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Cracking henna patrolman
  03/24/25
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Haunting chapel juggernaut
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Charismatic Sandwich
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
Impressive Property
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Shaky tattoo affirmative action
  03/24/25
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Shaky tattoo affirmative action
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
wonderful pale people who are hurt
  03/27/25
lol
lavender slap-happy point
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
unholy quadroon
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy point

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: wonderful pale people who are hurt

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Nubile crusty ape

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Carnelian piazza



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Prole



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: amethyst ungodly set roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776913)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Stimulating main people

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: infuriating lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Pearl thriller gas station knife



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Ivory stead scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: comical theater stage useless brakes

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Haunting chapel juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48786991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: plum sinister garrison

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: titillating tripping party of the first part

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: sable stubborn library mad cow disease

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Vigorous kitty cat theater

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: wonderful pale people who are hurt

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Vigorous kitty cat theater

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Marvelous Field Fortuitous Meteor

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Nubile crusty ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: infuriating lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque Concupiscible Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: plum sinister garrison

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Stimulating main people

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: infuriating lodge

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: unholy quadroon

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: infuriating lodge

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: unholy quadroon

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Opaque Concupiscible Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: wine sanctuary cuckoldry

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: light balding persian corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: unholy quadroon

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Cracking henna patrolman

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Haunting chapel juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Sandwich

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Impressive Property

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Shaky tattoo affirmative action

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Shaky tattoo affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: wonderful pale people who are hurt

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: unholy quadroon

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49493859)