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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Drab library
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
odious university stain
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Drab library
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
odious university stain
  08/14/26
No you
Drab library
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Primrose piazza antidepressant drug
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Soggy metal locus gaping
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
flatulent fighting chapel turdskin
  08/14/26
...
odious university stain
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Drab library
  08/14/26
...
Drab library
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
zombie-like swashbuckling box office
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Drab library
  08/14/26
...
odious university stain
  08/14/26
...
Glittery domesticated halford
  08/14/26
...
Curious bat shit crazy school
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
sooty parlour
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Drab library
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
sooty parlour
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Drab library
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
sooty parlour
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
pink brunch
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Amethyst gaming laptop lodge
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Drab library
  08/14/26
😲
Amethyst gaming laptop lodge
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Drab library
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Amethyst gaming laptop lodge
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
odious university stain
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Drab library
  08/14/26
Ghastly
gedood persoon
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Impressive cyan mad cow disease
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Drab library
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
vibrant garrison idea he suggested
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Black balding parlor partner
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Drab library
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
bespoke jet-lagged home
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
bespoke jet-lagged home
  08/15/26
...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Drab library

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: odious university stain

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Drab library

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: odious university stain

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Drab library

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Primrose piazza antidepressant drug

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Soggy metal locus gaping

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: flatulent fighting chapel turdskin

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: odious university stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Drab library

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Drab library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: zombie-like swashbuckling box office

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Drab library

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: odious university stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Glittery domesticated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Curious bat shit crazy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: sooty parlour

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Drab library

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: sooty parlour

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Drab library

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: sooty parlour

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: pink brunch

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop lodge

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Drab library

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop lodge

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Drab library

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Amethyst gaming laptop lodge

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: odious university stain

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Drab library

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Impressive cyan mad cow disease

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Drab library

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: vibrant garrison idea he suggested

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Black balding parlor partner

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Drab library

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: bespoke jet-lagged home

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: bespoke jet-lagged home

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50070112)