\

The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world. Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx. (Sent from my iPhone) histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   06/23/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   06/24/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/14/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/21/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/22/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/18/23 ... Copper piazza selfie   10/18/23 since this thread i've added your "I seem to recall&quo... Copper piazza selfie   10/18/23 this is a classic biglaw mannerism histrionic heaven giraffe   11/21/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/23/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/23/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/20/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/21/24 Merry Christma$! histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/03/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/07/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   03/22/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/31/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/13/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/27/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/28/23 ... Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e   12/24/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/02/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/02/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/17/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/19/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/24/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/02/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/07/22 (on Christmas Eve) Milky beady-eyed trailer park main people   09/07/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/21/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/13/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/18/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/04/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/05/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/12/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/13/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/26/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/15/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/16/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/19/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/21/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/17/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/16/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/23/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/13/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/15/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/17/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/27/24 ... Charismatic blood rage   11/27/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/17/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/21/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/23/24 ... glittery haunting hospital mad-dog skullcap   12/23/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/23/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/31/24 ... Cobalt boltzmann office   12/31/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/11/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/13/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/13/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/13/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/14/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/14/25 Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... talking jew   12/24/21 Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on so... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle bac... talking jew   12/24/21 My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' coun... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman Hairraiser dingle berry   12/24/21 Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to... talking jew   12/24/21 No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it wit... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but ple... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 I'm enjoying this plotline. jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be wors... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 and this is why I XO. jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 ... Bateful telephone   12/30/21 ... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   10/04/22 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/23/22 ... scarlet alcoholic haunted graveyard   08/05/25 Thank. histrionic heaven giraffe   08/05/25 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 ... Bateful telephone   12/30/21 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I c... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline ... supple gaming laptop   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/12/25 To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human R... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" i... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festiv... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... plum dopamine den   12/24/21 Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a majo... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsib... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 Sorry. That might have been me. supple gaming laptop   12/24/21 ... Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse persian   12/24/21 Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant?... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you li... bronze theater stage travel guidebook   12/24/21 Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below fr... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Se... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 180 vigorous locale   12/26/21 so good vigorous locale   04/07/22 ty histrionic heaven giraffe   11/13/25 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 ... Snowy jewess   05/31/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/22/22 ... aquamarine casino   12/23/22 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/22 ... Abusive meetinghouse pozpig   12/25/22 ... vigorous locale   02/06/23 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/23 ... vigorous locale   07/19/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/21/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/23/24 ... Jade trip quadroon hall   11/13/25 Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and s... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as comp... Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse persian   12/24/21 Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, I'm gay Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 JFC Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   08/25/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/25/22 Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead   12/24/21 Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I se... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall th... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counse... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 *associate misses check in with partner because he's having ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (s... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay...&q... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 toxic Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   10/04/22 lol, hilariously tragic. jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sun... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday appetizing fuchsia senate   12/26/21 ... Hairraiser dingle berry   12/24/21 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/20/24 ... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   11/18/24 :) histrionic heaven giraffe   11/18/24 Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response ... razzmatazz charcoal set fat ankles   12/24/21 Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). Fi... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real... Multi-colored Azure Location Background Story   12/24/21 (future of counsel) Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... supple gaming laptop   12/24/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... glittery haunting hospital mad-dog skullcap   01/18/22 Because of many customers taking time off for the December 2... Aphrodisiac Associate House   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you c... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 is this work just as important as what surgeons do? navy queen of the night rigpig   12/25/21 More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. narrow-minded brunch   03/03/22 Incredibly disturbing thread Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead   12/24/21 thread needs a trigger warning pearl slimy principal's office electric furnace   12/24/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 This thread delivers Heady tanning salon   12/24/21 delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner Heady tanning salon   12/24/21 the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... plum dopamine den   12/24/21 Actually 180 biz development opportunity. jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! turquoise violent alpha   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, bu... Fragrant Native   12/24/21 To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 its downright meshuggah Elite angry useless brakes   12/24/21 There is way more direction and instruction by the partner i... high-end house-broken international law enforcement agency   12/24/21 To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even w... high-end house-broken international law enforcement agency   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the w... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is to... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 ... plum dopamine den   12/24/21 whoa fishy market codepig   12/24/21 ... Ultramarine Shrine   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... comical confused pit hissy fit   12/26/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/27/21 ... Violet azn people who are hurt   12/27/21 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... Snowy jewess   05/31/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/25/22 ... Aqua becky lettuce   10/05/22 ... razzle corner dragon   10/26/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/26/22 JFC.... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   01/13/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/20/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/31/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Hi Senior Associate X, I'm LaShonda's assigned partner. ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Mer... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that befor... 180 lilac center   12/24/21 To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: L... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 That was just the partner signing off after implying associa... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to den... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees mus... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I s... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, p... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket unti... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cel... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associat... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas par... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbau... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in B... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... racy hell   12/26/21 ... vigorous locale   12/29/21 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... Snowy jewess   12/27/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/23/24 lol @ not being able to bill for it. It all falls under dra... odious library coffee pot   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for th... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 ... vigorous locale   12/29/21 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/22/22 ... cream diverse national security agency   08/23/24 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/24/21 bro all I want for christmas is to be a biglaw litigator Mint cracking property kitty cat   12/24/21 ... Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, One more thought. You might reach out... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 He's one of our best. After we push out the response, r... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to conve... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ?? (Sent from my iPhone) histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap. Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/24/21 this might be my favorite thread of all time. Orchid galvanic ladyboy box office   12/24/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman) Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/24/21 An early Christmas present for all of us ebony athletic conference   12/24/21 Happy to help spread Christmas Drear! histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Hilarious and sick. Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask   12/25/21 ty histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 VERY SICK & SAD! jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on X... Beta jap dog poop   12/24/21 (Of Counsel) histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 ... Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask   12/25/21 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/05/24 they're jewish Mint cracking property kitty cat   12/24/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/26/21 Wow claret know-it-all point stain   12/24/21 This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threa... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/24/21 Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/21 It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last ... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   09/27/22 ... Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask   12/25/21 i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law sch... navy queen of the night rigpig   12/25/21 "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 ... navy queen of the night rigpig   12/25/21 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/25/21 ... Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead   12/25/21 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/25/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/25/21 mods plz ban Electric theater   12/26/21 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 ... Snowy jewess   05/31/22 Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns Sick Adventurous Stage   12/16/22 ... misanthropic brethren locus   12/23/23 XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring ... mentally impaired disgusting stag film   01/13/23 [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Chr... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills glassy titillating stead   12/25/21 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner&q... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted an... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 1 fucking 80 histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 ... Orchid galvanic ladyboy box office   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggn... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 !!!!!!! histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/31/25 Really nailing it here. Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   07/31/25 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/25/21 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/25/21 Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead   12/26/21 ... vigorous locale   12/26/21 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 ... vigorous locale   05/31/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/22/22 ... cerise foreskin   07/04/23 ... Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... Mint cracking property kitty cat   12/25/21 ... Bossy carmine lodge regret   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 ... vigorous locale   12/26/21 ... comical confused pit hissy fit   12/26/21 ... Violet azn people who are hurt   12/27/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/29/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   04/07/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   04/07/22 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... pearl slimy principal's office electric furnace   05/31/22 ... Snowy jewess   05/31/22 god please kill me Sick Adventurous Stage   12/16/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/22/22 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/22/22 ... vigorous locale   02/07/23 ... Mint cracking property kitty cat   11/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/20/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the... arousing insanely creepy church building karate   12/25/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/25/21 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/21 ... claret know-it-all point stain   12/26/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/26/21 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... Vivacious coiffed forum genital piercing   05/15/22 ... vigorous locale   02/07/23 i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading ... bistre harsh institution   12/25/21 lol navy queen of the night rigpig   12/25/21 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/25/21 This deserves some kind of thread of the year award claret know-it-all point stain   12/26/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/26/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/21 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/26/21 Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before h... jet passionate partner gas station   12/26/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/21 it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how... Copper piazza selfie   12/26/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/26/21 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/26/21 "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" ... carnelian razzle-dazzle state roommate   12/27/21 180 vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. ... comical confused pit hissy fit   12/26/21 Got pulling 500k+ at least? Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe   12/27/21 indeed comical confused pit hissy fit   12/27/21 You could save a million dollars after a few years and just ... bronze theater stage travel guidebook   12/27/21 That's not really how it works. Many of these people have f... Snowy jewess   12/27/21 ... claret know-it-all point stain   12/27/21 Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower s... amber death wish organic girlfriend   08/25/22 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save ... Heady tanning salon   01/12/22 ... Violet azn people who are hurt   12/27/21 this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah... Elite angry useless brakes   12/28/21 as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd the... Copper piazza selfie   12/28/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/30/21 ... Snowy jewess   12/30/21 ... jet passionate partner gas station   12/28/21 ... green learning disabled chapel   12/28/21 ... Hairraiser dingle berry   12/30/21 ... Chartreuse parlor   04/07/22 ... exciting school   04/07/22 ... cerise foreskin   05/15/22 ... Snowy jewess   05/31/22 ... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   09/27/22 My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/04/24 I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushe... green learning disabled chapel   12/28/21 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/12/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/17/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/18/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   02/13/22 :) histrionic heaven giraffe   03/03/22 Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if ... iridescent lay pisswyrm   03/03/22 *firm is a pile of rubble* Sick Adventurous Stage   12/16/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   04/07/22 ... Copper piazza selfie   04/07/22 ... vigorous locale   04/07/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   04/14/22 ... vigorous locale   04/14/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   05/31/22 Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and w... Lavender double fault   05/31/22 Thank histrionic heaven giraffe   05/31/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   06/02/22 ... Snowy jewess   06/04/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   06/03/22 I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD Useless resort mother   08/02/22 You're welcome. histrionic heaven giraffe   08/02/22 I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off pontificating station   08/24/22 Please turn off your out of office email. Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe   08/25/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   08/25/22 ... up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   08/25/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/04/22 ... amber death wish organic girlfriend   12/16/22 Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? Chartreuse parlor   10/05/22 😉 histrionic heaven giraffe   10/05/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/23/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/23/24 ... carnelian razzle-dazzle state roommate   10/13/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/13/22 Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christma... Contagious peach immigrant   12/16/22 Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that ... Sick Adventurous Stage   12/16/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/16/22 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/22/22 I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance r... jet passionate partner gas station   12/23/22 (Bartleby, the Scrivener) amber death wish organic girlfriend   12/16/22 ... Copper piazza selfie   12/22/22 ... Chartreuse parlor   12/22/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/23/22 [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers do... Copper piazza selfie   12/24/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/22 ... Rose orchestra pit   12/25/22 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/22 ... Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe   12/25/22 Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgen... Crusty legend   12/25/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/22 ... Bateful telephone   12/25/22 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/22 this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content... Abusive meetinghouse pozpig   12/25/22 WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am... Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   01/09/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/09/23 ????!!!!!?????!!!!! Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band   01/15/23 ... jet passionate partner gas station   11/21/23 ... Lascivious Spot   02/06/23 Where are we on this? histrionic heaven giraffe   02/07/23 ... Copper piazza selfie   02/28/23 ... Citrine demanding national trump supporter   12/23/23 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/23/23 im gay up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry   12/23/23 ... misanthropic brethren locus   12/23/23 [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers... Copper piazza selfie   12/25/23 ... misanthropic brethren locus   12/25/23 ... Citrine demanding national trump supporter   12/25/23 ... pontificating station   12/25/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/25/23 ... Aromatic Mental Disorder   12/25/23 ... Copper piazza selfie   01/10/24 ... ...,....,,........   12/25/25 ... nude gunner   12/25/25 JFC, ZOZO boyish party of the first part   12/25/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/28/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   12/28/23 Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re u... zippy wonderful degenerate   12/28/23 Will do. histrionic heaven giraffe   12/31/23 ... Charismatic blood rage   01/01/24 this is less funny now that I'm the partner and actually do ... comical confused pit hissy fit   12/31/23 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   01/01/24 ... cream diverse national security agency   07/21/24 ... Drab vibrant laser beams depressive   07/19/24 Where are we on....everything? Teewinot included. histrionic heaven giraffe   07/19/24 re: Regarding your upcoming July out of office time Copper piazza selfie   07/20/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/11/24 ... excitant indian lodge sound barrier   07/21/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   09/18/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/11/24 Checking to confirm you received the email. Any first impres... nighttime whorehouse   10/11/24 Hi Partner X, I'm just finishing Christmas Eve dinner wit... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/11/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/11/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/12/24 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   10/11/24 ... Copper piazza selfie   07/29/25 So much A+ content deleted up at the top. Lost forever. ebony athletic conference   07/29/25 ? histrionic heaven giraffe   07/31/25 ... histrionic heaven giraffe   11/12/25 RE: re: re: FWD: re: BTW! this is non-billable. bill to bus... Milky beady-eyed trailer park main people   08/06/25 ... nude gunner   12/25/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: December 24th, 2021 11:39 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668665) Date: June 23rd, 2022 4:04 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44729865) Date: June 24th, 2022 6:08 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44733073) Date: December 14th, 2022 10:27 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45635543) Date: December 21st, 2022 4:51 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45670367) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:30 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677786) Date: October 18th, 2023 9:55 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46950340) Date: October 18th, 2023 9:58 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46950350) Date: October 18th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie since this thread i've added your "I seem to recall" to subtely call someone an idiot when they ask me a dumb question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46950366) Date: November 21st, 2023 1:47 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe this is a classic biglaw mannerism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47082654) Date: November 23rd, 2023 12:33 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47090001) Date: November 23rd, 2023 3:29 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47090606) Date: January 4th, 2024 10:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47251015) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:19 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47868612) Date: July 20th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47870409) Date: November 19th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48354665) Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48472892) Date: December 25th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Merry Christma$! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48485931) Date: December 26th, 2024 5:21 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48487207) Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:48 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48515267) Date: January 7th, 2025 1:00 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48526251) Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:37 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48771628) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49146072) Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49507119) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:16 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45240190) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:10 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47221590) Date: December 24th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49536788) Date: November 19th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48357125) Date: July 2nd, 2022 12:50 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44783953) Date: August 2nd, 2022 6:49 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44954050) Date: August 17th, 2022 3:39 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45028669) Date: August 19th, 2022 4:08 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45039399) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:28 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45065236) Date: September 2nd, 2022 2:16 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45110451) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45134300) Date: September 7th, 2022 10:37 PM Author: Milky beady-eyed trailer park main people (on Christmas Eve) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45134305) Date: December 21st, 2024 1:45 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48471642) Date: December 26th, 2024 5:16 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48487183) Date: December 26th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48488993) Date: September 13th, 2022 11:37 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45167653) Date: September 18th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45193824) Date: October 4th, 2022 7:02 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45280330) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:35 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45287475) Date: October 12th, 2022 5:54 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45321707) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:05 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45328233) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:39 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45393831) Date: December 15th, 2022 11:13 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45641009) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:43 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642743) Date: December 19th, 2022 3:36 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45657204) Date: December 21st, 2022 4:02 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45670128) Date: October 17th, 2023 11:13 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46949306) Date: November 16th, 2023 8:31 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47064821) Date: August 23rd, 2024 4:46 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47999770) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48102940) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106284) Date: October 13th, 2024 1:36 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48192004) Date: October 18th, 2024 3:49 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48212506) Date: October 19th, 2024 11:06 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48216946) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279367) Date: November 15th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48342212) Date: November 17th, 2024 9:58 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48350446) Date: November 18th, 2024 12:42 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48350869) Date: November 27th, 2024 7:38 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48388483) Date: November 27th, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Charismatic blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48388498) Date: December 17th, 2024 1:13 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48457107) Date: December 19th, 2024 1:15 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48464381) Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48471696) Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:16 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48477541) Date: December 23rd, 2024 7:29 AM Author: glittery haunting hospital mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48477789) Date: December 23rd, 2024 2:52 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48479206) Date: December 25th, 2024 2:59 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48484360) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:47 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48503923) Date: December 31st, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Cobalt boltzmann office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48503949) Date: November 11th, 2025 10:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49422159) Date: November 13th, 2025 2:40 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49425607) Date: November 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428348) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428430) Date: November 14th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49430743) Date: December 14th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49508059) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: talking jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: talking jew Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Hairraiser dingle berry Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: talking jew Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station I'm enjoying this plotline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Bateful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: scarlet alcoholic haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Bateful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: supple gaming laptop Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: plum dopamine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: supple gaming laptop Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: bronze theater stage travel guidebook “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674310) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:34 PM Author: vigorous locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680370) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:41 PM Author: vigorous locale so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299141) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428452) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515723) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:25 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604393) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677844) Date: December 23rd, 2022 6:54 AM Author: aquamarine casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680808) Date: December 25th, 2022 7:00 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45689986) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: Abusive meetinghouse pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690785) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45895181) Date: December 25th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211941) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:28 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47868637) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279449) Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48363441) Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:22 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48374119) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Jade trip quadroon hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428447) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse persian lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: appetizing fuchsia senate Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: Hairraiser dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: razzmatazz charcoal set fat ankles Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Multi-colored Azure Location Background Story Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: supple gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: glittery haunting hospital mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate House Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669529) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you choose to celebrate this festive season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: navy queen of the night rigpig is this work just as important as what surgeons do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672577) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:49 PM Author: narrow-minded brunch More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44077345) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead Incredibly disturbing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668730) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:03 PM Author: pearl slimy principal's office electric furnace thread needs a trigger warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668787) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674346) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Heady tanning salon This thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668849) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668874) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Heady tanning salon Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668903) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he unleashes subtle negs and casually "requests" (i.e. tells you in a way ensuring you have know you have no other option other than to comply) unfathomably sociopathic and cruel things is just 100% spot on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668934) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for money," the senior associate mutters to himself again and again throughout this email exchange. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668991) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from local TTT at bar at 1pm in santa hat handing out business cards and buying rounds) "Heh. Loser." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669010) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: plum dopamine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669191) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station Actually 180 biz development opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674353) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: turquoise violent alpha I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668883) Date: November 4th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279803) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Fragrant Native insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, but a jew observing a regular shabbat this evening wouldnt get placed on this assignment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668894) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:22 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668899) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Elite angry useless brakes its downright meshuggah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669783) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: high-end house-broken international law enforcement agency There is way more direction and instruction by the partner in this thread than I ever received. And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: high-end house-broken international law enforcement agency Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! (Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: plum dopamine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: fishy market codepig whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: Ultramarine Shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: comical confused pit hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Violet azn people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Aqua becky lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: razzle corner dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band JFC.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45782344) Date: November 20th, 2024 1:07 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48358945) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49146076) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669008) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:50 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Hi Senior Associate X, I'm LaShonda's assigned partner. She called me several minutes ago saying you contacted her off normal working hours and while she is on PTO. Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours. Please advise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: 180 lilac center Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669827) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also you know that tons of biglol partners are wasp faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669849) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:28 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum in Brooklyn, New York on September 4, 1950) is a former AUSA and senior litigation partner who currently serves as the 8th Chairman of Cohen & Cohen LLP, a prominent New York corporate defense firm founde..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670012) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:31 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Russian and German-born Jewish Parents. His father, Moeshe Goldbaum (died 1996), was a prominent Manhattan banker who immigrated from Russia is 1918. His mother, Sarah Rothchild (died 2002), immigrated from Germany in 1921, and was a distant relative of the Rothchild banking family. Robert L. Smith graduated from Yestiva University magna cum laude with a B.A. in Political Science in 1972. Afterwards, Smith graduated cum laude from Columbia University Law School. Before becoming an AUSA, Smith clerked for Phillip Goldstein on the... [view history page on wikipedia reveals a contentious, 10-year long edit battle between user "ClaireBear180" and an unregistered IP address located in downtown Manhattan] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670344) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: racy hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681028) Date: December 29th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43694493) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:47 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299164) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:04 AM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681321) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279453) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:16 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48371527) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:17 PM Author: odious library coffee pot lol @ not being able to bill for it. It all falls under drafting responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670696) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for this. The amount of hours billed for "drafting responses" is not going to fly with this client. As I mentioned in prior correspondence, the client is very cost sensitive. We're going to have to shave a lot of your hours on this. This type of work is something that we should be delegated to firm staff, and I recommend you use them in the future. It's important that you learn how to delegate these tasks. Thank, Equity Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670713) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:24 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670720) Date: December 24th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43671256) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:07 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674185) Date: December 29th, 2021 12:43 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43694494) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515742) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677843) Date: August 23rd, 2024 4:47 PM Author: cream diverse national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47999773) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:17 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669142) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:20 PM Author: Mint cracking property kitty cat bro all I want for christmas is to be a biglaw litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669165) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669355) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:04 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Senior Associate X, One more thought. You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. This is a great opportunity for you to get client interaction. I won't practice forever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669419) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669485) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to convey his "take" on all this to me. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670003) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:44 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe ?? (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670585) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:56 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670620) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Orchid galvanic ladyboy box office this might be my favorite thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669602) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:52 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669609) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:25 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669735) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: ebony athletic conference An early Christmas present for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669860) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Happy to help spread Christmas Drear! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43669909) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:43 AM Author: Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask Hilarious and sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672576) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672683) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station VERY SICK & SAD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: Beta jap dog poop Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: Mint cracking property kitty cat they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: claret know-it-all point stain Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: Swashbuckling garnet pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: navy queen of the night rigpig i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: navy queen of the night rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Electric theater mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Sick Adventurous Stage Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: misanthropic brethren locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: mentally impaired disgusting stag film XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: glassy titillating stead Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: Orchid galvanic ladyboy box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Snowy jewess Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Internet-worthy vermilion rehab circlehead Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680463) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:01 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515751) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604398) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677863) Date: July 4th, 2023 11:21 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46510103) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674446) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:58 PM Author: Mint cracking property kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674785) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:22 PM Author: Bossy carmine lodge regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675120) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43676278) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680465) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:20 PM Author: comical confused pit hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681027) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:57 AM Author: Violet azn people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43682826) Date: December 29th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43694180) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:30 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44298751) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44298822) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299181) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM Author: pearl slimy principal's office electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604326) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604405) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:21 PM Author: Sick Adventurous Stage god please kill me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642927) Date: November 4th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48282046) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:39 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677857) Date: December 22nd, 2022 9:55 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45679212) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:15 AM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45899088) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: Mint cracking property kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279376) Date: November 4th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279384) Date: November 20th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48359661) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: arousing insanely creepy church building karate High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: claret know-it-all point stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: Vivacious coiffed forum genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: bistre harsh institution i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: navy queen of the night rigpig lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: claret know-it-all point stain This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: carnelian razzle-dazzle state roommate "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: vigorous locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: comical confused pit hissy fit this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: comical confused pit hissy fit indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: bronze theater stage travel guidebook You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: Snowy jewess That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: claret know-it-all point stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: amber death wish organic girlfriend Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Heady tanning salon 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Violet azn people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Elite angry useless brakes this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: green learning disabled chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Hairraiser dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: exciting school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: cerise foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! For we have seen the darkness, and overcome it, whether or not Wesley tried to take us down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279410) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:49 PM Author: green learning disabled chapel I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushed back/refused hard on 2 during my last 6 months and am forever grateful that I did so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: iridescent lay pisswyrm Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Sick Adventurous Stage *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: vigorous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Lavender double fault Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: Snowy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: Useless resort mother I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: pontificating station I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: amber death wish organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: carnelian razzle-dazzle state roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Contagious peach immigrant Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Sick Adventurous Stage Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: amber death wish organic girlfriend (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Chartreuse parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: Rose orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Big Black Corn Cake Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: Crusty legend Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Bateful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Abusive meetinghouse pozpig this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! Send me what you have now ASAP! and cc' (non-equity partner Putz) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45762685) Date: January 9th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45763283) Date: January 15th, 2023 12:41 PM Author: Bat shit crazy pearly address elastic band ????!!!!!?????!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45792429) Date: November 21st, 2023 2:16 PM Author: jet passionate partner gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47082738) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Lascivious Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45895174) Date: February 7th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: Citrine demanding national trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: up-to-no-good self-absorbed ticket booth faggotry im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: misanthropic brethren locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: misanthropic brethren locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: Citrine demanding national trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: pontificating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: Aromatic Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49539255) Date: December 25th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49539580) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: boyish party of the first part JFC, ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47211213) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:43 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47221641) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47224255) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:11 PM Author: zippy wonderful degenerate Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Will do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47234079) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:26 AM Author: Charismatic blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47235449) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:46 PM Author: comical confused pit hissy fit this is less funny now that I'm the partner and actually do need a response by tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47234131) Date: January 1st, 2024 12:16 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47235396) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:28 AM Author: cream diverse national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47873029) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:21 PM Author: Drab vibrant laser beams depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47868621) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:26 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Where are we on....everything? Teewinot included. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47868629) Date: July 20th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie re: Regarding your upcoming July out of office time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47870412) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48102942) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48188651) Date: July 21st, 2024 6:29 AM Author: excitant indian lodge sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47873030) Date: September 18th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48102943) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48188501) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:07 PM Author: nighttime whorehouse Checking to confirm you received the email. Any first impressions? What is your availability to discuss Monday morning? Client is based in London so let's please plan to be available 7 or 8am on Monday. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48188515) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:44 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe Hi Partner X, I'm just finishing Christmas Eve dinner with my family. It should wrap up at my parents house around 9:00 PM EST. The drive home takes about 30 minutes, and then I’ll put the kids to bed before reviewing the email you mentioned. I’ll make sure to respond tonight, in the spirit of Christmas. And, yes, I’ll be there Monday at 7 AM sharp — if not in body, certainly in spirit. Thank. -Mainlining (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48188602) Date: October 11th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48189105) Date: October 12th, 2024 2:33 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48190509) Date: October 11th, 2024 7:35 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48188582) Date: July 29th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Copper piazza selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49140568) Date: July 29th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: ebony athletic conference So much A+ content deleted up at the top. Lost forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49140618) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49146077) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: histrionic heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49423271) Date: August 6th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Milky beady-eyed trailer park main people RE: re: re: FWD: re: BTW! this is non-billable. bill to business development for now! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49160819) Date: December 25th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: nude gunner (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49538995)