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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
frozen theater
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
mustard shaky boiling water lay
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
frozen theater
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Bateful Cocky Den Elastic Band
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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mustard shaky boiling water lay
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Bateful Cocky Den Elastic Band
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
metal forum deer antler
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
frozen theater
  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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metal forum deer antler
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
spectacular clown
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
shimmering concupiscible locus
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
frozen theater
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coral mischievous home main people
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
mustard shaky boiling water lay
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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metal forum deer antler
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: frozen theater

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mustard shaky boiling water lay

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: frozen theater

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: metal forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Anal gay mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple ceo

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: frozen theater

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Godawful Mewling Menage

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: metal forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: translucent stead juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Pearl Ticket Booth



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Canary Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: gaped kitchen



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: arousing buff indian lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Mauve pistol yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: frozen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: chartreuse bawdyhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: maroon racy nowag dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Lascivious chocolate bbw



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Nighttime rigor party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: greedy nursing home codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Violent razzmatazz tattoo



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring French Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Mahogany faggot firefighter range

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: mustard shaky boiling water lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful Cocky Den Elastic Band

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: frozen theater

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mustard shaky boiling water lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Bateful Cocky Den Elastic Band

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: metal forum deer antler

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored impertinent garrison

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: frozen theater

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring Startling Business Firm Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: wonderful embarrassed to the bone associate circlehead

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: metal forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Amethyst field

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Navy gas station lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: chartreuse bawdyhouse corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: spectacular clown

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible locus

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: frozen theater

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mustard shaky boiling water lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: coral mischievous home main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mustard shaky boiling water lay

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hateful curious mood

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: metal forum deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Passionate dragon idiot

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant arrogant faggotry voyeur

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: floppy ruddy haunted graveyard skinny woman

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49134975)