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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
effete bonkers trailer park
  11/24/25
No
Drunken Orchestra Pit Legend
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Orange karate
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Drunken Orchestra Pit Legend
  11/24/25
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passionate hell
  11/25/25
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bistre marketing idea
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
passionate hell
  11/24/25
dot or feather
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
passionate hell
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
passionate hell
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
crystalline kitchen immigrant
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
crystalline kitchen immigrant
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
crystalline kitchen immigrant
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
trip set therapy
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
effete bonkers trailer park
  11/24/25
yes
Talking menage associate
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
motley crackhouse athletic conference
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
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fighting plaza generalized bond
  11/24/25
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Domesticated stage coffee pot
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Electric national cumskin
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
Stirring location
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Translucent rebellious school
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Stimulating Topaz Idiot
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
effete bonkers trailer park
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Milky Marvelous Cruise Ship Scourge Upon The Earth
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
fighting plaza generalized bond
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Talented public bath kitty
  11/24/25
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Embarrassed to the bone hairraiser resort water buffalo
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Clear chapel
  11/24/25
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rough-skinned hospital legal warrant
  11/25/25
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Diverse frozen voyeur psychic
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Elite candlestick maker
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
motley crackhouse athletic conference
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
soggy station
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Elite candlestick maker
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
bat-shit-crazy dilemma
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Elite candlestick maker
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Cracking Aggressive Ticket Booth
  11/25/25
...
ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
salmon laughsome church organic girlfriend
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
carmine lascivious twinkling uncleanness
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Vivacious mediation
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: effete bonkers trailer park

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Drunken Orchestra Pit Legend

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Orange karate

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Drunken Orchestra Pit Legend

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: bistre marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: passionate hell

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: passionate hell

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: passionate hell

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: crystalline kitchen immigrant

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: crystalline kitchen immigrant

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: crystalline kitchen immigrant

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: trip set therapy

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: effete bonkers trailer park

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Talking menage associate

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: motley crackhouse athletic conference

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: fighting plaza generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Domesticated stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Electric national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Stirring location

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Translucent rebellious school

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Topaz Idiot

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: effete bonkers trailer park

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Milky Marvelous Cruise Ship Scourge Upon The Earth

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: fighting plaza generalized bond

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Talented public bath kitty

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hairraiser resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Clear chapel

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned hospital legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Diverse frozen voyeur psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Elite candlestick maker

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: motley crackhouse athletic conference

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: soggy station

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Elite candlestick maker

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dilemma

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Elite candlestick maker

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Cracking Aggressive Ticket Booth

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: ocher spectacular place of business hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: salmon laughsome church organic girlfriend

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: carmine lascivious twinkling uncleanness

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Vivacious mediation

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460651)