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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
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diverse mood crotch
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
diverse mood crotch
  09/18/24
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Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Offensive Base Telephone
  09/18/24
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racy sapphire water buffalo corner
  09/18/24
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Cerebral dun potus juggernaut
  09/18/24
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french twinkling trump supporter
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
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Saffron sick private investor keepsake machete
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
mildly autistic bossy depressive
  09/18/24
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outnumbered gas station
  09/19/24
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multi-colored dysfunction
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
sienna aromatic temple masturbator
  09/18/24
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zippy fuchsia brethren
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Indigo Karate
  09/18/24
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sienna aromatic temple masturbator
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
narrow-minded therapy
  09/18/24
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multi-colored dysfunction
  09/18/24
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Dead galvanic kitchen
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center
  09/18/24
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Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Lascivious Institution Azn
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Lascivious Institution Azn
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Lascivious Institution Azn
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
pale crawly stage mad cow disease
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
heady scarlet main people
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Thriller Gold Range
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Thriller Gold Range
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Thriller Gold Range
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Thriller Gold Range
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
burgundy pisswyrm
  09/19/24
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Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center
  09/19/24
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Thriller Gold Range
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller Gold Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: diverse mood crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: diverse mood crotch

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Offensive Base Telephone

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: racy sapphire water buffalo corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Cerebral dun potus juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: french twinkling trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron sick private investor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic bossy depressive

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: outnumbered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: multi-colored dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: sienna aromatic temple masturbator

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: zippy fuchsia brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Indigo Karate

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: sienna aromatic temple masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded therapy

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: multi-colored dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Dead galvanic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Institution Azn

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Lascivious Institution Azn

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Institution Azn

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: pale crawly stage mad cow disease

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: heady scarlet main people

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: burgundy pisswyrm

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Spectacular Boltzmann Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Thriller Gold Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49340186)