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Modern Christian religion is pretty wonky - Jesus is treated like toxic boyfrien

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to ...
Demanding histrionic hall
  02/21/26
Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"? A c...
shimmering autistic feces
  02/21/26
It's not a bad song really
burgundy internal respiration
  02/22/26
i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our li...
Hairraiser juggernaut property
  02/21/26
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burgundy internal respiration
  02/21/26
grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers that sentiment i...
vibrant fluffy stage really tough guy
  02/21/26
South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect o...
burgundy internal respiration
  02/21/26
It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will...
Demanding histrionic hall
  02/21/26
Those are the same thing. Hth
Green Fantasy-prone Address
  02/21/26
I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to th...
Clear trip boiling water
  02/22/26
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burgundy internal respiration
  02/22/26
songs of height tp
bright love of her life tank
  02/22/26
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burgundy internal respiration
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Green Fantasy-prone Address
  02/22/26
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cruel-hearted marvelous menage cuck
  02/22/26
It's called a "transitional object"
Green Fantasy-prone Address
  02/23/26


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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Demanding histrionic hall

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to be kind and how we need to be kind to others, emphasize family, be forgiving, etc

Most churches now are Justin Bieber types singing songs like "i can only imagine" about how Jesus is so perfect and beautiful and awesome and we love Jesus so much. Anything you do on Earth is secondary, the only thing that matters is that you think Jesus is perfect.

I feel like 30 years ago Jesus was known as a teacher and now he's a teen idol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684655)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: shimmering autistic feces

Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"?

A congregation I attended for a little while had a hymnal they used for 90% of their hymns and then these binders of hymns that weren't in the hymnal. "i can only imagine" was in there.

I had never heard it before, they used it a lot in service. Pretty cheesy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684681)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: burgundy internal respiration

It's not a bad song really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686933)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser juggernaut property

i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our life, and our world, and for teaching us how to be good to one another. I do not want to hear church songs about how hot Jesus was, or that he had a great head of hair or was 6'4", but I fear this is where whorship is going here, in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684693)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: burgundy internal respiration



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: vibrant fluffy stage really tough guy

grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers

that sentiment is long gone but I could be mistaken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684695)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: burgundy internal respiration

South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect of evangelical culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49684698)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Demanding histrionic hall

It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will Ferrell keeps thanking the sweet baby jesus, but a bit more sexualized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49685576)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Address

Those are the same thing. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49685585)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Clear trip boiling water

I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to their church with them and there were like 4 songs about Jesus being tall. Nothing religious in them just songs of height. Felt odd to me but everyone worships in their own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686938)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: burgundy internal respiration



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: bright love of her life tank

songs of height tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49686950)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: burgundy internal respiration



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Address



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted marvelous menage cuck



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: Green Fantasy-prone Address

It's called a "transitional object"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49690446)