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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Pea-brained depressive house
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
slate disrespectful idiot
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
marvelous newt
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
awkward haunting menage
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Idiotic Violent University
  08/30/25
...
Domesticated goal in life
  09/05/25
, he lisped
purple internet-worthy stain
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
mahogany massive casino toaster
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Pea-brained depressive house
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
mahogany massive casino toaster
  08/31/25
...
bronze immigrant
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
marvelous newt
  08/31/25
delusional take
bronze immigrant
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
marvelous newt
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
filthy death wish internal respiration
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
marvelous newt
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
marvelous newt
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Pea-brained depressive house
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
marvelous newt
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Pea-brained depressive house
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
marvelous newt
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
marvelous newt
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
marvelous newt
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  09/05/25
...
marvelous newt
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
plum feces legend
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  09/05/25
...
marvelous newt
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
marvelous newt
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
mustard razzmatazz state ratface
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
marvelous newt
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
mustard razzmatazz state ratface
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
marvelous newt
  09/05/25
Kenny
Coral vigorous becky fat ankles
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/06/25
...
Dull Field
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
marvelous newt
  09/06/25
...
Dull Field
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
marvelous newt
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
excitant insanely creepy spot half-breed
  09/07/25
Explain
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Hairless floppy mood
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
marvelous newt
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Pea-brained depressive house
  09/07/25
...
filthy death wish internal respiration
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
marvelous newt
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
marvelous newt
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
marvelous newt
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
marvelous newt
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
marvelous newt
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
marvelous newt
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: slate disrespectful idiot

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: marvelous newt

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: awkward haunting menage

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Idiotic Violent University

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Domesticated goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: purple internet-worthy stain

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: mahogany massive casino toaster

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mahogany massive casino toaster

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: bronze immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: marvelous newt

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: bronze immigrant

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: marvelous newt

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: filthy death wish internal respiration

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: marvelous newt

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous newt

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous newt

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: marvelous newt

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: marvelous newt

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: marvelous newt

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: plum feces legend

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous newt

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mustard razzmatazz state ratface

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous newt

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mustard razzmatazz state ratface

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous newt

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Coral vigorous becky fat ankles

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Dull Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: marvelous newt

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Dull Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: marvelous newt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: excitant insanely creepy spot half-breed

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Hairless floppy mood

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: marvelous newt

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained depressive house

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: filthy death wish internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: marvelous newt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: marvelous newt

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: marvelous newt

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous newt

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: marvelous newt

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous newt

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49599047)