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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Cracking awkward ceo macaca

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: mahogany exhilarant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: White useless lettuce old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Sadistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763036)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: pungent yellow piazza

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Aromatic University Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Domesticated mood

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Floppy smoky stag film

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Curious Forum

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: excitant french jap

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: maroon titillating french chef hospital



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor turdskin

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sick meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: metal athletic conference weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763207)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: provocative bespoke church nowag

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Cracking awkward ceo macaca

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: White useless lettuce old irish cottage

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Cracking awkward ceo macaca

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: White useless lettuce old irish cottage

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sick meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: excitant french jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Flesh splenetic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47340539)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Judgmental Shrine Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: grizzly exciting sandwich idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764146)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Floppy smoky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sick meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Domesticated mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: comical hall goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: rose stock car library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: coral stirring school cafeteria

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Pearl tanning salon

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: cobalt newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lay Goyim

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Galvanic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Idiotic half-breed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Domesticated mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: maroon titillating french chef hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: tantric drunken national security agency

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sick meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Cracking awkward ceo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Flesh splenetic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Mustard vibrant address



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Mustard vibrant address



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: excitant french jap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: rose stock car library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47340535)



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: spectacular dun idiot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47665686)



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Mustard vibrant address



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: maroon titillating french chef hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: spectacular dun idiot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Know-it-all son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: spectacular dun idiot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49244189)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sick meetinghouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354787)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mustard vibrant address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354843)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser box office

11pm? ljl get back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354866)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: provocative bespoke church nowag

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354908)