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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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soggy feces yarmulke
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
chartreuse heady trailer park
  08/28/25
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soggy feces yarmulke
  08/28/25
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ivory heaven
  08/28/25
that's it?
Judgmental weed whacker
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
soggy feces yarmulke
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
racy gold mother
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Judgmental weed whacker
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  09/12/25
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milky philosopher-king theater stage
  10/28/25
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milky philosopher-king theater stage
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Disrespectful House
  08/28/25
Happy?
hilarious cerise sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Disrespectful House
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
ivory heaven
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
ivory heaven
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
irate roast beef
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Abnormal orchid state
  08/28/25
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Splenetic Senate Community Account
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Exhilarant alcoholic trust fund
  08/29/25
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Nubile Galvanic Tanning Salon
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Shimmering motley genital piercing property
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
gay stage
  08/29/25
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Splenetic Senate Community Account
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
hairless swashbuckling ratface address
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
gay stage
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Fiercely-loyal Degenerate Pit
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Disrespectful House
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Shimmering motley genital piercing property
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
pink mood organic girlfriend
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
tripping ceo center
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Rusted Site
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Disrespectful House
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
ivory heaven
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
pink mood organic girlfriend
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
gay stage
  09/01/25
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pink mood organic girlfriend
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
gay stage
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
pink mood organic girlfriend
  09/01/25
Lolololol
hilarious cerise sneaky criminal
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Disrespectful House
  09/01/25
?
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  09/12/25
?
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
yellow shitlib
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Disrespectful House
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
pink mood organic girlfriend
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  09/12/25
Yes
pink mood organic girlfriend
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
milky philosopher-king theater stage
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
soggy feces yarmulke
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soggy feces yarmulke



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: chartreuse heady trailer park

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: soggy feces yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: ivory heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Judgmental weed whacker

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: soggy feces yarmulke

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: racy gold mother

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Judgmental weed whacker

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful House

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hilarious cerise sneaky criminal

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful House

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: ivory heaven

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: ivory heaven

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: irate roast beef

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Abnormal orchid state

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Splenetic Senate Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant alcoholic trust fund

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Nubile Galvanic Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering motley genital piercing property

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: gay stage

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Splenetic Senate Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: hairless swashbuckling ratface address

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: gay stage

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Degenerate Pit

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Disrespectful House

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Shimmering motley genital piercing property

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: tripping ceo center

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Rusted Site

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful House

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: ivory heaven

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: gay stage

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: gay stage

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hilarious cerise sneaky criminal

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful House

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: yellow shitlib

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful House

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: pink mood organic girlfriend

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: milky philosopher-king theater stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: soggy feces yarmulke

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259839)