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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: excitant scarlet hissy fit

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: lime dog poop plaza



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: talented volcanic crater double fault



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz sex offender



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: geriatric trust fund dilemma



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Awkward corner

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Boyish Sapphire Friendly Grandma Juggernaut



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: bisexual adventurous electric furnace telephone

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: coiffed violet partner



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Dashing Rigor Dysfunction

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Supple Carmine Whorehouse

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: khaki kitchen

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate henna idea he suggested property



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Nibblets



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: coiffed violet partner

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon fanboi



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: doobsian business firm



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: twinkling impressive messiness

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: excitant scarlet hissy fit

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: talented volcanic crater double fault

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: excitant scarlet hissy fit

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: talented volcanic crater double fault

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: coiffed violet partner



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: khaki kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: citrine idiotic piazza



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Brindle autistic base halford



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Brindle autistic base halford



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: adulterous ultramarine digit ratio



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Dashing Rigor Dysfunction



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon fanboi



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: bisexual adventurous electric furnace telephone



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: electric chapel



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser Onyx Hominid People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: hateful slippery idiot

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Hilarious meetinghouse skinny woman

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Nofapping theater



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: buff abode haunted graveyard



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Poppy beady-eyed faggot firefighter field

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Stirring dull turdskin locale



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: bisexual adventurous electric furnace telephone



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Passionate henna idea he suggested property



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful Lodge

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tanning salon fanboi



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Brindle autistic base halford



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: excitant scarlet hissy fit



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: citrine idiotic piazza



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: bright aromatic fat ankles



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: bright aromatic fat ankles



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: khaki kitchen

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Onyx Hominid People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Brindle autistic base halford



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Passionate henna idea he suggested property



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49354908)