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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
carnelian voyeur
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
adventurous insane chapel newt
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Amethyst party of the first part potus
  08/30/25
...
garnet useless legal warrant state
  09/05/25
, he lisped
slimy hall
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Onyx Therapy Stock Car
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Onyx Therapy Stock Car
  08/31/25
...
charcoal principal's office blood rage
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Hairless chrome stead
  08/31/25
delusional take
charcoal principal's office blood rage
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
disgusting factory reset button
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Hairless chrome stead
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Electric Mint Macaca
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Hairless chrome stead
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Hairless chrome stead
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Electric Mint Macaca
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Hairless chrome stead
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Electric Mint Macaca
  09/05/25
...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
domesticated weed whacker
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Electric Mint Macaca
  09/05/25
...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Electric Mint Macaca
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Diverse ruby temple partner
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Diverse ruby temple partner
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/05/25
Kenny
Electric Mint Macaca
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/06/25
...
sickened razzle shrine new version
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/06/25
...
sickened razzle shrine new version
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Thirsty Silver Cruise Ship Death Wish
  09/07/25
Explain
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Odious menage
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
zippy whorehouse volcanic crater
  09/07/25
...
disgusting factory reset button
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Hairless chrome stead
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Hairless chrome stead
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Hairless chrome stead
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Hairless chrome stead
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Hairless chrome stead
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Hairless chrome stead
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Hairless chrome stead
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Electric Mint Macaca
  01/18/26
...
Hairless chrome stead
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
galvanic coldplay fan
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Hairless chrome stead
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: carnelian voyeur

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: adventurous insane chapel newt

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Amethyst party of the first part potus

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: garnet useless legal warrant state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: slimy hall

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Onyx Therapy Stock Car

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Onyx Therapy Stock Car

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: charcoal principal's office blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: charcoal principal's office blood rage

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: disgusting factory reset button

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: domesticated weed whacker

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Diverse ruby temple partner

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Diverse ruby temple partner

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sickened razzle shrine new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sickened razzle shrine new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Thirsty Silver Cruise Ship Death Wish

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Odious menage

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: zippy whorehouse volcanic crater

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: disgusting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Electric Mint Macaca

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Hairless chrome stead

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49616728)