lol two 18 year old chicks are begging me to live in my house
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Nighttime peach range
This is probably flame, but if it isn't, make sure you make them sign a lease that gives you the right to evict their asses the minute they start causing problems. Because if they are 18-year-old proles that are selling their pussy to some random dude in exchange for free rent, I can almost guarantee that they are into drugs and partying. They are going to have drug dealer Darnell coming into your house at all hours of day and night while they suck his dick in exchange for coke and fentanyl.
So, I'm not saying don't do it. Free 18-year-old pussy is free 18-year-old pussy, and you can't say no to that. But you want to have the ability to kick them out once the free pussy isn't enough to justify the drama. If you don't have a lease, the eviction process could drag on for months while they trash your property because they don't give a shit.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Bro, you're too old to be this naive.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
That's fine but there's a difference between making porn with hot chicks and having the crazy drug addicted chicks live in your house.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
This.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
You should have put that they were fat in the OP
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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
This is where the flame starts to jump the shark. OP claims to have a $50M net worth but yet he's only 5'9? Please try to make your flame at least slightly plausible.
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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Emerald factory reset button
I expect:
Season #1: Set the hook with the audience with lots of fun debauchery. Problems are mostly amusing.
Season #2: The mild quality of life problems and EPAH kookiness gives way to deeply troubling issues. Drugs dealing and prostitution now going on directly in the house. The descent into madness accelerates and our beloved OP succumbs to temptation, contracts addictions and STDs.
Season #3: Some explosive criminal trouble lays the rest bare. Probably someone is dead. Perhaps OP. Leading to your inevitable PMITA prison conclusion.
Each season lasts 6-8 months with weekly episodes in a 1K poast thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49647171) |
Date: February 4th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: Exhilarant disrespectful milk
I let a hot Chad stay at my place once and it was a total disaster. He fucked girls in my bed, left cum stains on my sheets, and trashed the kitchen. His friends showed up at random hours and caused all kinds of problems.
After promising that we'd hook up, he let me give him an awkward blowjob that ended with him jerking off into a tissue.
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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: Bipolar Internal Respiration
They do that’s the problem. Money isnt an issue my wife does an amazing job with the kids so she deserves every penny of what I earn bc she helped me get here. The kids absolutely love me. But the problem is she’s fighting tooth and nail to make sure I don’t get visits bc cheating was the one thing that was the worst thing in the world to her and she’s telling them I’m a bad person and her in laws are involved. I was allowed to see them at the fuckin mall once a week. We went to Lego store and I begged my 3 year old to buy him a Lego set. He kept telling me he had that one and that the one he really wanted a specific one but he already told Santa to bring it and SANTA is supposed to get it for him. Then he said he wanted a pretzel. So I take him to get a pretzel.
Two hours after my wife took him back home I get nasty texts from the whole family about what type of dad takes his kid to the Lego store and doesn’t buy him legos and he was devastated. And I know that’s not how it went down but I can’t win. I know when he got home they were all probably telling my 3 year old “daddy didn’t buy you Legos he’s a mean daddy.”
So what’s the point in trying to be close to them if I’m just gonna have my heart broken like that? Rather just move on and be a perv in my remaining few decades left on this earth.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Dr_Sigmund_Floyd
A lot of American men bitch about the court system giving their children to women, but then when you actually meet someone who lost the rights to his kids the stories sound a lot like this. A pathetic man who threw his life away for LatinXXX and then gave up on his right to see his children so he could make porn and not deal with the social shame that he justly deserves for throwing his marriage away.
If you think your kids hate you now, imagine how much they'll hate you when your ex-wife's family tells them they never see their father because he's too busy being a pornographer.
Shande fur die Goyim.
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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Awesome pics, by the way.
This is most likely flame, but if it's not flame, you will run away with MPM this year if you give regular updates with pics. Let me emphasize the "with pics" part. This has the potential to be some of the greatest content in xoxo history if you don't fuck it up.
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