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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: boyish deranged black woman

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: glassy piazza



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: fishy spectacular locus

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: snowy stimulating abode factory reset button

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Self-centered space

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant haunted graveyard tanning salon



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Self-centered space



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: aromatic legal warrant therapy



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: glittery plaza



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Low-t quadroon

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Low-t quadroon

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: useless disturbing chad gaming laptop



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Cocky Razzle-dazzle Personal Credit Line



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: heady black ape

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone indigo crackhouse private investor

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz address

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Pale floppy people who are hurt selfie

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone indigo crackhouse private investor

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac market voyeur

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Swollen Hell

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: glassy piazza



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: brass misunderstood stage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac market voyeur



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac market voyeur



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: thirsty corner degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering new version juggernaut

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering new version juggernaut

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering new version juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: learning disabled shimmering new version juggernaut

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Primrose mind-boggling school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Swollen Hell

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49694871)