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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| comical locale | 10/09/12 |
| comical locale | 10/09/12 |
| comical locale | 10/10/12 |
| Primrose pungent trump supporter | 10/10/12 |
| Mint spot affirmative action | 10/10/12 |
| Brindle reading party | 10/10/12 |
| bat shit crazy field | 10/10/12 |
| Pea-brained cordovan philosopher-king faggot firefighter | 10/10/12 |
| bat shit crazy field | 10/10/12 |
| self-centered mauve juggernaut | 10/10/12 |
| misunderstood stage fanboi | 05/15/23 |
| comical locale | 10/10/12 |
| kink-friendly maniacal forum | 10/10/12 |
| Arrogant Jew Den | 10/10/12 |
| fantasy-prone step-uncle's house | 10/29/12 |
| fragrant tripping incel | 05/14/23 |
| mildly autistic deranged gaping | 10/29/12 |
| greedy amber mood | 10/29/12 |
| Exhilarant location | 05/15/23 |
| Razzmatazz gold lay nibblets | 05/15/23 |
| Startling Main People | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: comical locale http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: comical locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: comical locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Primrose pungent trump supporter lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Mint spot affirmative action What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Brindle reading party http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: bat shit crazy field dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Pea-brained cordovan philosopher-king faggot firefighter Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: bat shit crazy field cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: self-centered mauve juggernaut "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: misunderstood stage fanboi It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: comical locale Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: kink-friendly maniacal forum tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Arrogant Jew Den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: fantasy-prone step-uncle's house awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: fragrant tripping incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: mildly autistic deranged gaping these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: greedy amber mood Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Exhilarant location 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Razzmatazz gold lay nibblets You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Startling Main People lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: green stead stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49639607) |