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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
Carmine Hissy Fit
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Mint swashbuckling cumskin
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
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  01/23/15
Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast
mischievous azn
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poppy adventurous hospital
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Only to a certain extent
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Amazing work here.
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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Cq
mischievous azn
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
irradiated home nowag
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
mauve main people philosopher-king
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
mischievous azn
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
wonderful disgusting affirmative action
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
mauve main people philosopher-king
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
Green becky
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
Apoplectic Locale Pervert
  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
mauve main people philosopher-king
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
Apoplectic Locale Pervert
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
mauve main people philosopher-king
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Ivory Messiness
  02/18/15
Yes
Sinister saffron house
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
Sinister saffron house
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
hairless big digit ratio elastic band
  01/23/15
what the fuck
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Carmine Hissy Fit
  02/17/15
lol
Cordovan dog poop
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
mauve main people philosopher-king
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
Dashing address
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
Apoplectic Locale Pervert
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Ivory Messiness
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
Dashing address
  02/18/15
concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Ivory Messiness
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
Medicated Swollen Indirect Expression Toilet Seat
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?
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  06/13/20
tyvmft.
Crystalline aromatic jap
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
mischievous azn
  02/17/15
1:35 LJL
Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother
  02/17/15
HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
mauve main people philosopher-king
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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lol
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
house-broken gaming laptop organic girlfriend
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think its russian or some shit
Ivory Messiness
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It's Swedish
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lol. fuckin chinks
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infuriating odious water buffalo church
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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  02/17/15
savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as...
mischievous azn
  02/17/15
Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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Uvt explain
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I'm Brian Fellows!
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Mint swashbuckling cumskin

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: mischievous azn

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Comical Irate Indian Lodge Headpube



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Insecure sweet tailpipe scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: poppy adventurous hospital



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Comical Irate Indian Lodge Headpube

Only to a certain extent

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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: mischievous azn



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: mischievous azn



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: mischievous azn



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pocket Flask Giraffe



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: histrionic marketing idea voyeur



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: house-broken gaming laptop organic girlfriend



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Crystalline aromatic jap



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Stimulating brass chapel volcanic crater

Amazing work here.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: alcoholic people who are hurt

lol at the monsoon part

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: crusty liquid oxygen



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent step-uncle's house mental disorder

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: mischievous azn

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: irradiated home nowag

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: mischievous azn

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting affirmative action

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: Green becky

wait, there are different species of azns?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Apoplectic Locale Pervert

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Apoplectic Locale Pervert

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Ivory Messiness

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Sinister saffron house

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Sinister saffron house

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: hairless big digit ratio elastic band

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting affirmative action

what the fuck

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Cordovan dog poop

lol

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Dashing address

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic Locale Pervert

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Ivory Messiness

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Dashing address

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Ivory Messiness

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Medicated Swollen Indirect Expression Toilet Seat

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Violet concupiscible newt

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Crystalline aromatic jap

tyvmft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338331)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: mischievous azn

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338408)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother

1:35 LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338596)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: mauve main people philosopher-king

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339788)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27340623)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: Stirring Sick Crackhouse Doctorate

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Vermilion Razzmatazz Filthpig

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: house-broken gaming laptop organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342441)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Ivory Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342488)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pocket Flask Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29422195)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: crusty liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47033747)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: house-broken gaming laptop organic girlfriend

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Ivory Messiness

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: bonkers indecent native

It's Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29037170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: provocative wine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30276995)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Gay harsh stage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40408686)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27176101)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: french tan institution sneaky criminal

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27220547)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: wonderful disgusting affirmative action

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: bull headed unhinged meetinghouse party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27225563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Pocket Flask Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: mischievous azn

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Deranged rusted lodge

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Thriller claret circlehead market

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Heady Box Office Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29037152)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27345983)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: mischievous azn

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Jade razzle-dazzle stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#27730574)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: provocative wine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29037129)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: bonkers indecent native

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: salmon sexy theatre mad cow disease

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Bateful red station rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30277145)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29422075)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Curious foreskin office

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Drunken Bright Stain

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed glassy space

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: Carmine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38863740)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40408656)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47033726)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: racy university

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47033769)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: infuriating odious water buffalo church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50066992)