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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Rebellious den

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted unholy mother



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bronze lascivious candlestick maker keepsake machete



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: mahogany sticky filthpig

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: mahogany sticky filthpig

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: avocado patrolman parlor



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: aromatic cyan antidepressant drug

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: aromatic cyan antidepressant drug

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly shimmering orchestra pit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating philosopher-king address

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: avocado patrolman parlor



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: insane depressive

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Odious nowag

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cobalt dashing parlour yarmulke

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Rebellious den

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Odious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Electric office

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Rebellious den

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Institution Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth prole

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: saffron vivacious heaven

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: umber passionate indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Contagious lay

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: saffron vivacious heaven

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Contagious lay

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Harsh Razzle-dazzle Famous Landscape Painting Center

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Big native multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Naked piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: aromatic cyan antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: hairraiser green senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Fragrant international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cordovan bearded background story

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Odious nowag

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Marvelous low-t digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: bright overrated rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered national jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Laughsome mediation public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: razzle topaz temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Haunting Charismatic Nibblets Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: seedy personal credit line rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Laughsome mediation public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: federal organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: federal organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned exhilarant faggotry

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Arousing ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: heady chestnut library

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: umber passionate indian lodge dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: racy theatre therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Harsh Razzle-dazzle Famous Landscape Painting Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: black balding windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Cordovan bearded background story

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Lemon Site Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: federal organic girlfriend

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Emerald Main People Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: wine location

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Contagious lay

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: doobsian doctorate shitlib

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Hot Theater Death Wish

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Harsh Razzle-dazzle Famous Landscape Painting Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Cordovan bearded background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: brass newt forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Carnelian indecent double fault box office

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: comical community account market

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Garnet home clown

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Henna psychic crackhouse

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Thriller church gaping

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: unhinged concupiscible dilemma electric furnace

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Contagious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted unholy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Contagious lay

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: curious indigo mental disorder stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Olive Skinny Woman Brunch

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood reading party

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: pink razzmatazz athletic conference hall

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship degenerate

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: pink razzmatazz athletic conference hall

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Contagious lay

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Olive Skinny Woman Brunch

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Glassy Stead

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: avocado patrolman parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: fighting thirsty lodge

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Cordovan bearded background story

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready stock car

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: provocative wrinkle menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Contagious lay

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Abusive goyim cuckold

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Contagious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: spectacular dark blood rage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: mahogany sticky filthpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Frozen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Boyish White Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Contagious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Frozen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Contagious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Contagious lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 Corn Cake Associate

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Thriller church gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling geriatric property scourge upon the earth

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: ivory chest-beating pocket flask cuckoldry

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: ivory chest-beating pocket flask cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: cerise tantric school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted unholy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Big native multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Twinkling kitty cat

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed spruce toaster incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Maroon Station Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Twinkling kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Twinkling kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Twisted toilet seat marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed spruce toaster incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: nofapping business firm genital piercing

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Hairless Goal In Life

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: galvanic boiling water nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Shaky knife school cafeteria

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Vibrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Big native multi-billionaire

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Thriller church gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: pea-brained new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Awkward internet-worthy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: shivering motley state

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: supple trailer park pozpig

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Walnut Travel Guidebook

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Nighttime sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Nighttime sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting slimy striped hyena

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Purple Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: drab stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Wild Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Boyish White Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: apoplectic principal's office

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: violet gas station masturbator

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Nighttime sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Snowy histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Snowy histrionic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Abusive goyim cuckold

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: aqua floppy corner

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: diverse boltzmann

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Laughsome mediation public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Talented hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: diverse boltzmann

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Talented hissy fit

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: diverse boltzmann

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: diverse boltzmann

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Vibrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Underhanded hunting ground headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Naked piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Rose demanding base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Vigorous hell black woman

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: razzle topaz temple

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: offensive plaza mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Awkward internet-worthy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Costumed lavender locale

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: ruddy water buffalo trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Dull alcoholic pit

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed spruce toaster incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring primrose jap pervert

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Lime House Private Investor

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bronze lascivious candlestick maker keepsake machete

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Awkward internet-worthy regret

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Mischievous Sanctuary Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bronze lascivious candlestick maker keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: House-broken Greedy Wagecucks

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49777531)