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LOL this passage from Herodotus reads like Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: flame
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Insane Patrolman Now the Egyptians, before the reign of their king Psammetichus, believed themselves to be the most ancient of mankind. Since Psammetichus, however, made an attempt to discover who were actually the primitive race, they have been of opinion that while they surpass all other nations, the Phrygians surpass them in antiquity. This king, finding it impossible to make out by dint of inquiry what men were the most ancient, contrived the following method of discovery:- He took two children of the common sort, and gave them over to a herdsman to bring up at his folds, strictly charging him to let no one utter a word in their presence, but to keep them in a sequestered cottage, and from time to time introduce goats to their apartment, see that they got their fill of milk, and in all other respects look after them. His object herein was to know, after the indistinct babblings of infancy were over, what word they would first articulate. It happened as he had anticipated. The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "Becos." When this first happened the herdsman took no notice; but afterwards when he observed, on coming often to see after them, that the word was constantly in their mouths, he informed his lord, and by his command brought the children into his presence. Psammetichus then himself heard them say the word, upon which he proceeded to make inquiry what people there was who called anything "becos," and hereupon he learnt that "becos" was the Phrygian name for bread. In consideration of this circumstance the Egyptians yielded their claims, and admitted the greater antiquity of the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31285698) |
Date: August 28th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: trip school cafeteria The herdsman obeyed his orders for two years, and at the end of that time, on his one day opening the door of their room and going in, the children both ran up to him with outstretched arms, and distinctly said "XOXO." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31285709) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:22 PM Author: Bipolar Walnut Legend Cruise Ship THE LECTURER AND THE ACOLYTE
One day, at the beginning of a lesson at the academy, an arrogant lecturer strolled up to his podium and began to speak. "If Jove and the Pantheon be real, then may they strike me down before the sands of this hourglass reverse!"
The lecturer held the hourglass forward, and the acolytes observed as its sands ran down into the bottom chamber.
Then, just as the last grains were about to empty, an acolyte leaped up and ran to the podium, giving the lecturer a mighty shove and sending him crashing to the ground.
"You fool!" cried the lecturer. "Why did you do that!"
"Jove is busy protecting our legions in Parthia," he replied, "so he sent me."
The arrogant lecturer sobbed bitterly upon the floor as the other acolytes cheered and began a feast of wine and garum.
The lecturer... was dishonorable rogue Gaius Cossutius, the notorious brigand and criminal who drowned by the weight of the gold he had stolen from temples while escaping across the Tiber. And the student... was the great emperor Vespasian, founder of the Flavian dynasty. |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: shaky coffee pot cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31285830) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: arrogant sound barrier And the lecturer was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31287093) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: sienna jet-lagged toaster church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437616) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: abnormal jet codepig space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437617) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:54 PM Author: tripping cerebral community account parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437648) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:01 PM Author: maize overrated hospital depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437691) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:07 PM Author: well-lubricated lemon hominid becky 993829283839373 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437727) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:14 PM Author: Slap-happy motley den ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437759) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle orange voyeur I believe this was before Tafticus was imperial consul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437762) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:57 PM Author: slippery diverse principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40245192) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:42 PM Author: Alcoholic milky cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45259013) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:09 PM Author: Topaz church building circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46326734) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Sepia Preventive Strike Garrison CLXXX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46327057) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:14 AM Author: navy fear-inspiring pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279483) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Excitant Stage Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49422162) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49489931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 7:29 PM Author: charismatic olive business firm Fun fact: "bekos" is from the same Indo-European root that resulted in the English word "bake" i.e. bread is baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31285845) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: contagious abusive home queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437614) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:02 PM Author: tripping cerebral community account parlour Why did u delete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437704) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:09 PM Author: charismatic olive business firm he didn't want people 2 know he spoke Indo-european. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:16 PM Author: contagious abusive home queen of the night on re-reading it struck me as dumb. probably because right now i'm so baked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437765) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:15 PM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31287082) |
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Date: August 28th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: high-end gay wizard hell I bet ancient kings were genuinely interested in this shit, the way governments build large hadron colliders and shit these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31287127) |
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Date: August 29th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#31291371) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:47 PM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437593) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:49 PM Author: Mewling gas station It's a pretty lulzy meme that these kinds of language deprivation experiments get carried out every few hundred years and usually end in the death of the subjects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437606) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:50 PM Author: abnormal jet codepig space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437620) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 9:59 PM Author: Transparent therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437684) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:13 PM Author: Slap-happy motley den ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437756) |
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Date: January 15th, 2020 10:28 PM Author: tripping cerebral community account parlour Wonder what their internal monologue is like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#39437798) |
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Date: May 20th, 2020 6:55 PM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40245179) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2022 3:23 PM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44197984) |
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Date: September 30th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: lilac hyperactive whorehouse PS he was right about the Phrygians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45258989) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 12:11 PM Author: charismatic olive business firm . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46326740) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: Excitant Stage Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48279460) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Insane Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223703) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:16 PM Author: https://i.imgur.com/klfx8zs.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49489923) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3334947&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49489932) |