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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: bossy spot

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: bossy spot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Malinche

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Peach immigrant dragon

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Magenta Lettuce



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: wine space

lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:22 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:10 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate stead gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036321)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34858406)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42601954)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: Jet-lagged soggy community account theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Flushed Lascivious Theatre Sandwich

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: 180 point national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac factory reset button indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: slate hissy fit

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: red sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Scarlet meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: slate hissy fit

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Comical Carnelian Area Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: slate hissy fit

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: indecent flatulent mother

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: frisky clown

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring avocado theater queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Very tactful parlor doctorate

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Histrionic depressive

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: marvelous charcoal piazza mad cow disease

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: chest-beating fuchsia faggot firefighter church building

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine supple plaza

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: chest-beating fuchsia faggot firefighter church building

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: glassy arousing sweet tailpipe

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Curious fat ankles

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Excitant sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: chest-beating fuchsia faggot firefighter church building

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: irate tan black woman

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Boyish ruby indian lodge

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: sienna glittery reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: marvelous charcoal piazza mad cow disease

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Motley indigo nibblets range

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: bossy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: electric gaped half-breed mexican

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac factory reset button indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Brass kitty menage

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Boyish ruby indian lodge

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: duck-like cracking police squad library

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: tripping garrison famous landscape painting

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: crawly sex offender gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy becky

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: slate hissy fit

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: exciting olive hall gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Wild Brunch Coffee Pot

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Boyish ruby indian lodge

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Wild Brunch Coffee Pot

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: big site

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Submissive razzle-dazzle abode

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Buff stimulating legal warrant

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: yapping locale

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Dull set partner

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Wild Brunch Coffee Pot

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: House-broken preventive strike field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: irate tan black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac factory reset button indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: floppy electric furnace parlour

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: offensive den



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz national roommate

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Patrolman Hospital

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: indecent flatulent mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Azure insanely creepy halford



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Milky elastic band



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling bull headed hell headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004765)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Ocher Titillating Patrolman Hospital

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: chest-beating fuchsia faggot firefighter church building

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating canary laser beams really tough guy



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Excitant sooty heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Mental Disorder



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: sienna glittery reading party

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: cobalt razzmatazz national roommate

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: passionate flickering gaming laptop



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Silver out-of-control principal's office

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring boiling water base

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: contagious zombie-like quadroon

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Erotic Thriller Resort

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Haunting Sound Barrier Ratface

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy up-to-no-good telephone messiness

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: translucent useless brakes

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: cocky french crackhouse

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: nubile internal respiration rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Abusive ebony trailer park

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Charismatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Spectacular shaky box office toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal address french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: tripping garrison famous landscape painting

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: brindle wonderful jew old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime stage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Disturbing native

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Cyan nighttime stage party of the first part

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Slap-happy nursing home pervert

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: ultramarine galvanic public bath

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: shimmering bateful multi-billionaire legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Jet-lagged soggy community account theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: frozen dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Excitant sooty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: indecent flatulent mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Abnormal Place Of Business Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: high-end personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: slate hissy fit

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: deranged topaz blood rage candlestick maker

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: sickened talented office masturbator

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: brindle wonderful jew old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Puce diverse orchestra pit boltzmann

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: electric gaped half-breed mexican

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: sickened talented office masturbator

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: self-centered shrine bbw

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Casino Roast Beef

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged soggy community account theater stage

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse dopamine

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: transparent concupiscible school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: deranged topaz blood rage candlestick maker

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Dashing cerise chapel fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Vigorous confused scourge upon the earth ticket booth

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Boyish ruby indian lodge

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: jet odious home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: green rebellious deer antler locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle Rehab Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Henna bearded location nowag

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: frisky clown

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: beta main people

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Sick unhinged kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: nofapping hyperactive pit dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: contagious zombie-like quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Scarlet meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: sienna glittery reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted coral water buffalo degenerate

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Slimy trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: sienna glittery reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged soggy community account theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Violent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: lavender station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Scarlet meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Stubborn gas station

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: dead pozpig philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged soggy community account theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: joran tindersloot

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49551784)