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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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ebony degenerate
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
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Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
Junko Enoshima
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
Arrogant laser beams mad cow disease
  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
Green Vigorous Mother
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
ebony degenerate
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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ebony degenerate
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
disturbing hall cuckoldry
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
twinkling spectacular site
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180000000000000000000
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Strong thread/moniker synergy
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
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ebony degenerate
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
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  10/26/25
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Mentally impaired indian lodge

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Talented self-absorbed indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Arrogant laser beams mad cow disease

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse goal in life

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Rebellious irradiated ticket booth international law enforcement agency



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse goal in life



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

!!!

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: High-end henna casino philosopher-king



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Green Vigorous Mother

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Green Vigorous Mother

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Heady ruddy pervert cruise ship



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: drab motley sneaky criminal



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: disturbing hall cuckoldry

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: twinkling spectacular site

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Stirring Know-it-all Coffee Pot

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: passionate brilliant dingle berry

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: twinkling spectacular site

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: trip hell

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: ebony degenerate

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Talented self-absorbed indirect expression



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic balding factory reset button base

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: trip hell



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip hell



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Unholy snowy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Hilarious stimulating box office

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Hilarious stimulating box office

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Hilarious stimulating box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Hilarious stimulating box office

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: ebony degenerate

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: ebony degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49657164)