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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
pearly boistinker
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
boyish drunken abode
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
pearly boistinker
  03/03/24
Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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Hyperactive khaki garrison
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
bipolar orchestra pit deer antler
  03/03/24
Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
pearly boistinker
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
Arousing Sex Offender
  03/03/24
My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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To be fair, “My wife is still talking to them in Ch...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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Haunting startling heaven goal in life
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(Mitch McConnell)
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Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm
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this thread just got like 10 times better
Passionate plaza
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
Orchid Charismatic Base
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ti, oc, tcr.
Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
Ruddy diverse trailer park faggotry
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Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
irradiated alcoholic bawdyhouse
  03/03/24
I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the ...
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i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the v...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
irradiated alcoholic bawdyhouse
  03/03/24
No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
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  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
awkward multi-billionaire
  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
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  03/04/24
great thread
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Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOi...
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: pearly boistinker

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: boyish drunken abode

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: pearly boistinker

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: boyish drunken abode

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive khaki garrison



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Spruce hall

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: doobsian ocher station



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: pearly boistinker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Excitant Sanctuary



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: navy toaster useless brakes



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive khaki garrison



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: magenta jap



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: insecure fragrant shitlib



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: bipolar orchestra pit deer antler

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: pearly boistinker

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Arousing Sex Offender

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: pearly boistinker

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Adventurous maniacal rehab

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: Effete primrose parlor



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control lime pervert chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460455)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Passionate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460700)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: magenta jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460964)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: awkward multi-billionaire



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Obsidian Church Building



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: exciting bat shit crazy whorehouse

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive khaki garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing library stain



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Razzle stage legal warrant

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Haunting startling heaven goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459864)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: Racy harsh new version

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Passionate plaza

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Orchid Charismatic Base

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Ruddy diverse trailer park faggotry

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: irradiated alcoholic bawdyhouse

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Effete primrose parlor

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: bearded gas station sound barrier

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Ruddy diverse trailer park faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive khaki garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: vermilion big puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460624)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Passionate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460703)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: magenta jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: titillating smoky boltzmann weed whacker



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: insecure fragrant shitlib



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Ruddy diverse trailer park faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461374)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible crystalline private investor crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: rusted partner

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Ruddy diverse trailer park faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460471)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: irradiated alcoholic bawdyhouse

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: mauve haunted graveyard

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: avocado therapy indirect expression

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: Vigorous maize faggot firefighter

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: awkward multi-billionaire

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: titillating smoky boltzmann weed whacker

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: insecure fragrant shitlib

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Aggressive Drab Pisswyrm

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Passionate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#47461972)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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