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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| lascivious fanboi | 08/28/25 |
| Tan slimy pisswyrm theater | 08/28/25 |
| lascivious fanboi | 08/28/25 |
| transparent office main people | 08/28/25 |
| green talented goal in life kitchen | 08/28/25 |
| lascivious fanboi | 08/28/25 |
| Nudist site | 08/28/25 |
| green talented goal in life kitchen | 08/28/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 08/29/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 08/29/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 10/28/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 11/27/25 |
| lfo | 12/11/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 08/28/25 |
| Infuriating Messiness | 08/28/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 08/28/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/28/25 |
| transparent office main people | 08/28/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/28/25 |
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| bossy bonkers jewess | 08/28/25 |
| Laughsome Bronze Athletic Conference Lodge | 08/28/25 |
| ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit | 08/29/25 |
| Exhilarant travel guidebook | 08/29/25 |
| geriatric stage | 09/01/25 |
| crystalline forum dingle berry | 08/28/25 |
| Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor | 08/29/25 |
| ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit | 08/29/25 |
| Yapping Bistre Institution | 08/29/25 |
| Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor | 08/29/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 08/29/25 |
| big-titted shrine ape | 08/29/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/29/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 08/29/25 |
| crystalline forum dingle berry | 08/29/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 08/29/25 |
| stirring gunner | 08/29/25 |
| Odious Deranged Rigor | 08/29/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 08/29/25 |
| transparent office main people | 08/29/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 09/01/25 |
| Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor | 09/01/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 09/01/25 |
| Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor | 09/01/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 09/01/25 |
| Infuriating Messiness | 09/01/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 09/01/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 11/27/25 |
| lfo | 12/11/25 |
| dashing tattoo hominid | 09/01/25 |
| sticky set dog poop | 09/01/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 09/12/25 |
| demanding 180 range | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 09/12/25 |
| soul-stirring poppy weed whacker | 09/12/25 |
| lascivious fanboi | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: lascivious fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Tan slimy pisswyrm theater lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: lascivious fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: transparent office main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: green talented goal in life kitchen that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: lascivious fanboi pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Nudist site and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: green talented goal in life kitchen 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: demanding 180 range Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: demanding 180 range Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: demanding 180 range I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259308) |
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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49381541) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466781) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503325) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: sticky set dog poop Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: Infuriating Messiness Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: sticky set dog poop I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: demanding 180 range Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: transparent office main people lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: demanding 180 range He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: transparent office main people what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: bossy bonkers jewess three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Laughsome Bronze Athletic Conference Lodge It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Exhilarant travel guidebook Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: geriatric stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: crystalline forum dingle berry Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Yapping Bistre Institution Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: big-titted shrine ape LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: demanding 180 range So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: sticky set dog poop "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: crystalline forum dingle berry The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: demanding 180 range , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: stirring gunner lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Odious Deranged Rigor Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: sticky set dog poop I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: transparent office main people this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: demanding 180 range Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: demanding 180 range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: demanding 180 range It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Infuriating Messiness Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: sticky set dog poop Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259310) |
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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466782) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503326) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: dashing tattoo hominid Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: sticky set dog poop Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: demanding 180 range I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: demanding 180 range Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: lascivious fanboi parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259839) |