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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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lascivious fanboi
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Tan slimy pisswyrm theater
  08/28/25
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lascivious fanboi
  08/28/25
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transparent office main people
  08/28/25
that's it?
green talented goal in life kitchen
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
lascivious fanboi
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Nudist site
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
green talented goal in life kitchen
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
demanding 180 range
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
demanding 180 range
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
demanding 180 range
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  09/12/25
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soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  10/28/25
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soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
sticky set dog poop
  08/28/25
Happy?
Infuriating Messiness
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
sticky set dog poop
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
demanding 180 range
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
transparent office main people
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
demanding 180 range
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
transparent office main people
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
bossy bonkers jewess
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Laughsome Bronze Athletic Conference Lodge
  08/28/25
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ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Exhilarant travel guidebook
  08/29/25
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geriatric stage
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
crystalline forum dingle berry
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
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ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Yapping Bistre Institution
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
big-titted shrine ape
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
demanding 180 range
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
sticky set dog poop
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
crystalline forum dingle berry
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
demanding 180 range
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
stirring gunner
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Odious Deranged Rigor
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
sticky set dog poop
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
transparent office main people
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
demanding 180 range
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
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demanding 180 range
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
demanding 180 range
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Infuriating Messiness
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
sticky set dog poop
  09/01/25
?
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  09/12/25
?
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
dashing tattoo hominid
  09/01/25
Fuck you
sticky set dog poop
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
demanding 180 range
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  09/12/25
Yes
demanding 180 range
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
soul-stirring poppy weed whacker
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
lascivious fanboi
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Tan slimy pisswyrm theater

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: lascivious fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: transparent office main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green talented goal in life kitchen

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: lascivious fanboi

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Nudist site

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: green talented goal in life kitchen

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: demanding 180 range

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: sticky set dog poop

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Messiness

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sticky set dog poop

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: transparent office main people

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: transparent office main people

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: bossy bonkers jewess

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Laughsome Bronze Athletic Conference Lodge

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant travel guidebook

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: geriatric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: crystalline forum dingle berry

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: ruddy abnormal turdskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Yapping Bistre Institution

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: big-titted shrine ape

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: demanding 180 range

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sticky set dog poop

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: crystalline forum dingle berry

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: stirring gunner

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Odious Deranged Rigor

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: sticky set dog poop

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: transparent office main people

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: demanding 180 range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Anal fragrant gay wizard fortuitous meteor

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: demanding 180 range

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Infuriating Messiness

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sticky set dog poop

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: dashing tattoo hominid

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: sticky set dog poop

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: demanding 180 range

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: demanding 180 range

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring poppy weed whacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lascivious fanboi

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49259839)