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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/24/25
No
Startled spot jap
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Crusty stead
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Startled spot jap
  11/24/25
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Cheese-eating heaven
  11/25/25
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Idiotic carmine business firm toaster
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Cheese-eating heaven
  11/24/25
dot or feather
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Cheese-eating heaven
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Cheese-eating heaven
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
maize multi-colored parlour
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
maize multi-colored parlour
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
maize multi-colored parlour
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
autistic therapy home
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/24/25
yes
vibrant piazza
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Well-lubricated brethren dilemma
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
...
Alcoholic locale corn cake
  11/24/25
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Racy Embarrassed To The Bone Institution
  11/24/25
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Confused Bearded Alpha
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
mint fanboi national
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
peach nudist codepig crotch
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
Talented Casino
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
Mind-boggling know-it-all center
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Rusted Ladyboy
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Alcoholic locale corn cake
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
Lavender trip coffee pot
  11/24/25
...
fragrant french potus liquid oxygen
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Hairraiser frisky senate mediation
  11/24/25
...
chartreuse office party of the first part
  11/25/25
...
mint fanboi national
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Well-lubricated brethren dilemma
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
Snowy property
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
exciting house-broken indian lodge
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
Primrose Contagious Ticket Booth Incel
  11/25/25
...
Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
abnormal brindle lay immigrant
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Exhilarant ultramarine feces
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
Zippy hospital rigor
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Startled spot jap

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Crusty stead

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Startled spot jap

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Idiotic carmine business firm toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Cheese-eating heaven

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating heaven

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Cheese-eating heaven

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: maize multi-colored parlour

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: maize multi-colored parlour

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: maize multi-colored parlour

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: autistic therapy home

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: vibrant piazza

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated brethren dilemma

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Racy Embarrassed To The Bone Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Confused Bearded Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: mint fanboi national

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: peach nudist codepig crotch

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Talented Casino

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling know-it-all center

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Odious Garrison International Law Enforcement Agency

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Rusted Ladyboy

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic locale corn cake

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Lavender trip coffee pot

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: fragrant french potus liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser frisky senate mediation

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: chartreuse office party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: mint fanboi national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated brethren dilemma

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Snowy property

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: exciting house-broken indian lodge

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Naked Round Eye Genital Piercing

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Primrose Contagious Ticket Booth Incel

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Arousing Greedy Clown Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: abnormal brindle lay immigrant

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant ultramarine feces

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Zippy hospital rigor

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#49460651)