Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Chest-beating Topaz Tanning Salon Blood Rage
Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.
After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.
https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50083652) |
Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM Author: deranged curious school degenerate
THE COURT: How do you plead?
DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2\u0026show=6hr#50083655)
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