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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Arousing Lodge
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Arousing Lodge
  10/17/25
...
stirring bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
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bistre sanctuary
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station
  10/17/25
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thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
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dark tank windowlicker
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Charismatic police squad double fault
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Misanthropic Alcoholic Point New Version
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
sexy bespoke filthpig preventive strike
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
slippery library rigor
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
slippery library rigor
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Bat-shit-crazy cuck kitchen
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
slippery library rigor
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Contagious digit ratio useless brakes
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Galvanic hospital ape
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
...
Stimulating painfully honest chad field
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Bat-shit-crazy cuck kitchen
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
stirring bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Impertinent Bateful Organic Girlfriend Area
  10/17/25
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thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
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Stimulating painfully honest chad field
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
stirring bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
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dark tank windowlicker
  10/17/25
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electric pink stain church building
  10/18/25
lol
Abusive wrinkle tanning salon
  10/18/25
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sick bisexual dilemma
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
comical office deer antler
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
comical office deer antler
  10/17/25
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thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/17/25
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bistre sanctuary
  10/18/25
:(
Boyish Church
  10/17/25
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pea-brained milk
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
House-broken doobsian hominid
  10/18/25
...
lake vivacious trailer park cuckoldry
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Charismatic police squad double fault
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Nudist Mewling Gaping
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
provocative locus shitlib
  10/18/25
...
pea-brained milk
  10/18/25
...
Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station
  10/18/25
no homo at all
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Nudist Mewling Gaping
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Dashing Orange Plaza Goyim
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Primrose Associate
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
aromatic cheese-eating knife
  10/18/25
...
Misanthropic Alcoholic Point New Version
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
comical office deer antler
  10/18/25
...
thriller ticket booth dingle berry
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Arousing Lodge

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Arousing Lodge

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: dark tank windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad double fault

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic Alcoholic Point New Version

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: sexy bespoke filthpig preventive strike

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: slippery library rigor

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: slippery library rigor

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cuck kitchen

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: slippery library rigor

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Contagious digit ratio useless brakes

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Galvanic hospital ape

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating painfully honest chad field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy cuck kitchen

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Impertinent Bateful Organic Girlfriend Area

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Stimulating painfully honest chad field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: dark tank windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: electric pink stain church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Abusive wrinkle tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sick bisexual dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: comical office deer antler

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: comical office deer antler

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish Church

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: pea-brained milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: House-broken doobsian hominid

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: lake vivacious trailer park cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad double fault

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nudist Mewling Gaping

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: provocative locus shitlib

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: pea-brained milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Nudist Mewling Gaping

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Cracking Chest-beating Trump Supporter Gas Station

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Dashing Orange Plaza Goyim

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Primrose Associate

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: aromatic cheese-eating knife

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Misanthropic Alcoholic Point New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: comical office deer antler

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: thriller ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026show=month",#49359746)