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Low-t giraffe lay
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: sienna theater stage really tough guy

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Maniacal party of the first part persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Ebony Blathering International Law Enforcement Agency

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cheese-eating station

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Aqua bawdyhouse

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Carnelian crusty toaster



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Aqua bawdyhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Onyx rehab



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: elite state



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: demanding theatre

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: demanding theatre

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: coiffed frozen organic girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: primrose mind-boggling friendly grandma



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Cumskin Scourge Upon The Earth

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: sooty sanctuary knife

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hot beady-eyed preventive strike box office

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Mauve Heady Set

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: sooty sanctuary knife

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: beta multi-colored gay wizard plaza

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Maniacal party of the first part persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: pearly menage

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: beta multi-colored gay wizard plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beta multi-colored gay wizard plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Big-titted Idiotic Haunted Graveyard Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Indigo shivering hospital famous landscape painting

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Indigo shivering hospital famous landscape painting

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Indigo shivering hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Indigo shivering hospital famous landscape painting

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: laughsome purple field coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Low-t giraffe lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49718753)