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How highly trained are ARE ICE agents? Elite/Special Ops level?

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well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate
  01/24/26
TSINAH could waddle in and be top 10%
Trip useless brakes gaping
  01/24/26
To become an ICE agent, you have to be able to run a mile in...
Bat-shit-crazy charismatic turdskin toaster
  01/24/26
TSINAH could do that easily, likely sub-9:00.
Excitant kitty bawdyhouse
  01/24/26
Where should I apply? I live in Minneapolis and find the shi...
Chrome Floppy Really Tough Guy
  01/25/26
why even bother testing it at that point, that's not even an...
Pink hideous ceo corn cake
  01/25/26
it is a mile and a half run, not a mile. still a pretty low ...
dashing angry main people principal's office
  01/26/26
Plenty of obese fucks couldn't even make it 1.5 miles and de...
Chrome Floppy Really Tough Guy
  01/26/26
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Pink hideous ceo corn cake
  01/25/26
they would be special forces in places like china and india
Beady-eyed Ivory Codepig Haunted Graveyard
  01/24/26
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well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate
  01/25/26
Gravy Seals
Ebony piazza
  01/25/26
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well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate
  01/25/26
Meal Team Six actually
Ocher Demanding School Cafeteria
  01/26/26
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Bipolar haunting theater multi-billionaire
  01/26/26
'agent' anything is ttt to begin with special agent or bu...
Poppy tank
  01/25/26
they all seem about as fit as the people i see working at ho...
rough-skinned jade den elastic band
  01/26/26
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Ebony piazza
  01/26/26


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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Trip useless brakes gaping

TSINAH could waddle in and be top 10%

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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy charismatic turdskin toaster

To become an ICE agent, you have to be able to run a mile in 14 minutes. Not flame. I can walk a mile in just a little over 14 minutes, and I'm old and overweight.

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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Excitant kitty bawdyhouse

TSINAH could do that easily, likely sub-9:00.

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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Really Tough Guy

Where should I apply? I live in Minneapolis and find the shitlibbery unconscionable.

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Pink hideous ceo corn cake

why even bother testing it at that point, that's not even any kind of achievement

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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: dashing angry main people principal's office

it is a mile and a half run, not a mile. still a pretty low bar, but less than the Minneapolis PD for example where you get almost 16 minutes.

i've yet to see an actual lardass in any of these videos, most seem quite fit. contrast to most city police force vids.



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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Chrome Floppy Really Tough Guy

Plenty of obese fucks couldn't even make it 1.5 miles and definitely not at a slow jog like 14 minutes would be. It would take some modicum of muscle and tone at least so would weed out most Appalachian crack smoking diabetus hillbillies

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Pink hideous ceo corn cake



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ivory Codepig Haunted Graveyard

they would be special forces in places like china and india

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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate



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Date: January 25th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Ebony piazza

Gravy Seals

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Date: January 25th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated razzmatazz house roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: Ocher Demanding School Cafeteria

Meal Team Six actually

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Date: January 26th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Bipolar haunting theater multi-billionaire



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Date: January 25th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Poppy tank

'agent' anything is ttt to begin with

special agent or bust

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Date: January 26th, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned jade den elastic band

they all seem about as fit as the people i see working at home depot. not in particularly good shape but ambulatory and able to move around at low output for most of the day. TSNIAH could not do that currently but could get there with about 3-4 months of highly disciplined work a la that biggest loser show.

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Date: January 26th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Ebony piazza



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