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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Appetizing angry blood rage
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Salmon impressive yarmulke
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
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Jet-lagged Menage
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Swashbuckling address
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
laughsome sneaky criminal
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Crimson Parlor
  11/18/13
tp
titillating carmine locale
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
stubborn patrolman
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Jet-lagged Menage
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
drunken home karate
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Internet-worthy know-it-all state rigor
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
vibrant stead
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Bistre Personal Credit Line
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Charismatic silver scourge upon the earth
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
embarrassed to the bone arrogant knife legend
  04/07/16
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tan stimulating hall
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
bateful meetinghouse son of senegal
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
cracking cowardly field
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
cocky quadroon
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
orchid goal in life hissy fit
  11/17/13
?
passionate ratface organic girlfriend
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Crawly cuckoldry roommate
  11/18/13
Well?
Beta Coldplay Fan
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Adventurous persian
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
greedy gunner hospital
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Jet-lagged Menage
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Alcoholic soggy alpha pisswyrm
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
dun nursing home
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
greedy gunner hospital
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
greedy gunner hospital
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
dun nursing home
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
greedy gunner hospital
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
You're done here
Garnet coffee pot
  11/19/13
(idiot)
slimy stag film mad cow disease
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multi-colored confused potus
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
sable big brunch keepsake machete
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
multi-colored confused potus
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
vibrant stead
  11/17/13
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slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
multi-colored confused potus
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Blathering exhilarant market
  11/17/13
only?
sable big brunch keepsake machete
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Duck-like sinister sanctuary affirmative action
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Histrionic Church Crotch
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
dun nursing home
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
twinkling effete foreskin kitchen
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
multi-colored confused potus
  11/17/13
lol
twinkling effete foreskin kitchen
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Histrionic Church Crotch
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
sable big brunch keepsake machete
  11/17/13
lmao.
Crimson Parlor
  11/18/13
cq
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titillating carmine locale
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Crimson Parlor
  11/18/13
Underrated
Free-loading insane juggernaut
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holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Histrionic Church Crotch
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
multi-colored confused potus
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
LOL
slimy stag film mad cow disease
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
thriller corner
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
cerebral flatulent business firm
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
irradiated partner tank
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Haunting codepig ape
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
thriller corner
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Diverse cobalt background story
  11/17/13
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Free-loading insane juggernaut
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
sable big brunch keepsake machete
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Razzle-dazzle Deer Antler
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Violent trip gaping locus
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
vivacious twinkling uncleanness senate
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Unholy shitlib
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Shivering forum
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Dull Set Immigrant
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Shivering forum
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
infuriating feces ceo
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
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cr the voice of reason
infuriating feces ceo
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Salmon impressive yarmulke
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Shivering forum
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
wine razzle jewess
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Crawly cuckoldry roommate
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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Salmon impressive yarmulke
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Lascivious ticket booth jew
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Violent trip gaping locus
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Appetizing angry blood rage

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: bossy marvelous tanning salon depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling address

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: laughsome sneaky criminal

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Crimson Parlor

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: titillating carmine locale

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: stubborn patrolman

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Menage

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: drunken home karate

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy know-it-all state rigor

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: vibrant stead

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Bistre Personal Credit Line

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Charismatic silver scourge upon the earth

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arrogant knife legend

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: tan stimulating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bateful meetinghouse son of senegal

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: cracking cowardly field

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: cocky quadroon

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: orchid goal in life hissy fit

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: passionate ratface organic girlfriend

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Crawly cuckoldry roommate

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Beta Coldplay Fan

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Adventurous persian

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: greedy gunner hospital

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Menage

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic soggy alpha pisswyrm

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: dun nursing home

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: greedy gunner hospital

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: greedy gunner hospital

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: dun nursing home

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: greedy gunner hospital

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Garnet coffee pot

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: multi-colored confused potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: sable big brunch keepsake machete

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: multi-colored confused potus

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant stead

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: multi-colored confused potus

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Blathering exhilarant market

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: sable big brunch keepsake machete

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Duck-like sinister sanctuary affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Church Crotch

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: dun nursing home

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: twinkling effete foreskin kitchen

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: multi-colored confused potus

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: twinkling effete foreskin kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Church Crotch

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: sable big brunch keepsake machete

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Crimson Parlor

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser azn

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: titillating carmine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Crimson Parlor

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Free-loading insane juggernaut

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: fear-inspiring electric principal's office

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: translucent fragrant lay electric furnace

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Cerise Casino Old Irish Cottage

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: thriller corner

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: thriller corner

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Church Crotch

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Amethyst piazza pozpig

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: thriller corner

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: multi-colored confused potus

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: thriller corner

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: thriller corner

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: thriller corner

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twisted sweet tailpipe

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: slimy stag film mad cow disease

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: thriller corner

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: thriller corner

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: cerebral flatulent business firm

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic soggy alpha pisswyrm

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: irradiated partner tank

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Haunting codepig ape

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: thriller corner

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Free-loading insane juggernaut

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: sable big brunch keepsake machete

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Deer Antler

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Violent trip gaping locus

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious twinkling uncleanness senate

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Pearly Pervert

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt background story

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: misunderstood reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: wine razzle jewess

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: puce mildly autistic school haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: misunderstood reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: clear at-the-ready community account hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Unholy shitlib

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Unholy shitlib

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Shivering forum

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Dull Set Immigrant

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Shivering forum

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: infuriating feces ceo

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: infuriating feces ceo

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Shivering forum

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: maize aromatic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Curious khaki dysfunction orchestra pit

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Shivering forum

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: wine razzle jewess

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Crawly cuckoldry roommate

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: peach rehab cuck

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Aggressive ebony liquid oxygen native

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: White Arousing Heaven Boistinker

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Duck-like sinister sanctuary affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: mind-boggling nudist shrine turdskin

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: flickering cuckold

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Violent trip gaping locus

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pit dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Iridescent property athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious ticket booth jew

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Violent trip gaping locus

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible gas station

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: topaz bearded gaming laptop plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Wonderful lavender antidepressant drug

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: translucent fragrant lay electric furnace

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: blue nubile mexican

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: azure resort wagecucks

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz nighttime hunting ground theater stage

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: translucent fragrant lay electric furnace

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: violet telephone famous landscape painting

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Fluffy bat shit crazy public bath fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arrogant knife legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Heady genital piercing

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: milky digit ratio

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: pale floppy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arrogant knife legend

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: excitant kink-friendly point ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Exciting university sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Emerald glittery round eye step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: talented new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: bateful meetinghouse son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: titillating carmine locale

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Motley hilarious kitty institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed fishy mood temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Salmon impressive yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: titillating carmine locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49397898)