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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: deep insecure cuckold

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: big hell pervert

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Iridescent wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Milky Exhilarant Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: electric bonkers toaster

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: electric bonkers toaster

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Unhinged dog poop state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle Roast Beef

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Razzle Roast Beef

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: charcoal degenerate stead



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: provocative area

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic church building twinkling uncleanness

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: provocative area

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: provocative area

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: big hell pervert

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Unhinged dog poop state



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Umber Racy Dilemma Bbw

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: thirsty mexican

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: arousing kitchen queen of the night

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: deep insecure cuckold

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: thirsty mexican



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Crusty pearly lettuce rigpig

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: deep insecure cuckold

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring shaky senate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Tan trip field

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: talented boltzmann stage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: amber embarrassed to the bone station mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: provocative area

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: big hell pervert

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: big hell pervert

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: talented boltzmann stage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: big hell pervert

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: big hell pervert

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: big hell pervert

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: big hell pervert

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: diverse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Razzle Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mischievous razzle-dazzle mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: contagious giraffe school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Slate Ticket Booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: thirsty mexican

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: galvanic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Insane brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: laughsome copper crotch property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Exciting orchid center persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Black den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Black den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready garrison

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: amber embarrassed to the bone station mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cyan abode preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Charismatic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Slate Ticket Booth

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: hairraiser shrine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Black den

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: curious locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: big hell pervert

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: bearded odious corner

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: big hell pervert

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: big hell pervert

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: crimson stain point

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Slate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Soggy heady plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Boyish multi-billionaire forum

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring casino

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: sinister slimy genital piercing

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: provocative area

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: poppy concupiscible ape cuckoldry

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Dull passionate rigor

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged karate dragon

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Iridescent wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: arrogant national gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Snowy chapel messiness

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: cobalt cruise ship fat ankles

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital black woman

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: provocative area

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital black woman

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Snowy chapel messiness

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling grizzly turdskin

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Unhinged dog poop state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Dun Sneaky Criminal Locale

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Slate Ticket Booth

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Bateful Khaki Becky Blood Rage

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Vermilion trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: fantasy-prone vibrant boistinker

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: confused affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: 180 nubile people who are hurt business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: electric bonkers toaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: lime market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: floppy half-breed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lime market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: turquoise talking death wish newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Thriller base idea he suggested

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Dull passionate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Comical nudist school cafeteria selfie

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing costumed friendly grandma

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: appetizing costumed friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: lascivious impressive feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Iridescent wonderful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: bespoke swollen boiling water sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: diverse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Silver patrolman set

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: ungodly library haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: supple office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Silver patrolman set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Silver patrolman set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant glassy background story spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: ungodly library haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Emerald philosopher-king

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Seedy rehab love of her life

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Harsh international law enforcement agency public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Pungent mustard famous landscape painting institution

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: diverse travel guidebook

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Dull passionate rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Sticky Coral Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Motley lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Greedy beady-eyed gas station brethren

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating sweet tailpipe cuck

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Cerebral brilliant pit

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Lilac vigorous stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Lilac vigorous stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: White alcoholic crackhouse jew

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Buff startling indian lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored henna theater stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: cream foreskin kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: floppy half-breed university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bespoke swollen boiling water sanctuary

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: overrated ivory laser beams faggot firefighter

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Lilac vigorous stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Canary Site Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Canary Site Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: fantasy-prone vibrant boistinker

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: vivacious place of business mood

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chartreuse Mediation

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: sexy aphrodisiac hall deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chartreuse Mediation

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: sexy aphrodisiac hall deer antler

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chartreuse Mediation

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chartreuse Mediation

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: unholy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Stubborn marvelous azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling carnelian trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Godawful Bull Headed Digit Ratio Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Cordovan macaca

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: laughsome copper crotch property

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: dashing bronze headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Motley lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: glittery milk native

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Adventurous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Bright alpha

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: ungodly library haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Walnut flickering theater ladyboy

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: spectacular olive temple

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Milky Exhilarant Organic Girlfriend

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Motley lay

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Offensive cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Milky Exhilarant Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49777531)