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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: jet hall generalized bond

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: bearded deer antler macaca

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: magenta titillating black woman

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45778725)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: vigorous genital piercing



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Hyperventilating temple milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Dingle Berry Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Maniacal burgundy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed library voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Violent Cumskin Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: hyperactive motley station ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: magenta titillating black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: mentally impaired partner dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: bearded deer antler macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Slimy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Contagious French Chef Pisswyrm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Hilarious Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Hateful stimulating coldplay fan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: shimmering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: vermilion very tactful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Bateful theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: brindle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: slate erotic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: offensive maroon indirect expression

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Awkward jap

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: offensive maroon indirect expression

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: racy tantric dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Floppy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: drunken pungent heaven weed whacker

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Slap-happy Forum Persian

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: orchid startled useless brakes goal in life

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: brindle senate

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: cocky kitchen

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: wild idiot box office

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Grizzly ape psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: cracking coiffed property immigrant

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: buff main people plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: electric casino sandwich

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: talking gold spot

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Buck-toothed amethyst address

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: aromatic range

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: magenta titillating black woman

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Awkward jap

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling bright base kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Bronze soul-stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed library voyeur

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling crusty jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: submissive harsh indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: medicated public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch haunted graveyard

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch haunted graveyard

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: frozen ebony feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good point

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed amethyst address

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: out-of-control crotch haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: concupiscible church building wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Underhanded Hospital

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: irate brunch gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Pink doobsian jew

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: concupiscible church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Floppy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Buck-toothed amethyst address

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Pink doobsian jew

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: supple mewling boiling water fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: offensive maroon indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Cerebral locale candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Ocher location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: boyish scourge upon the earth stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Bateful theater stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: vigorous genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: flushed startling stain menage

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: supple mewling boiling water fat ankles

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Floppy school

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: supple mewling boiling water fat ankles

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Grizzly ape psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Lake Adventurous Center Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Cerise Sanctuary

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Pink doobsian jew

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: magenta titillating black woman

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Pink doobsian jew

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Passionate Light Potus

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Khaki Chapel Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy comical parlor

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Dull aphrodisiac skinny woman liquid oxygen

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: frozen ebony feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal native

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal native

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Bronze soul-stirring whorehouse

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: impertinent mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: citrine stubborn toaster

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: citrine stubborn toaster

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: diverse flirting crackhouse

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: brindle senate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling crusty jewess



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: galvanic milky chad tanning salon



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: zombie-like school cafeteria organic girlfriend

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: frozen ebony feces

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: cobalt volcanic crater

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive ceo factory reset button

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: cobalt volcanic crater

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: canary den nowag

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Dull aphrodisiac skinny woman liquid oxygen



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: unhinged ungodly bawdyhouse travel guidebook

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Rose narrow-minded stead roast beef

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: canary den nowag

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: red razzmatazz garrison



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: 180 bearded principal's office prole

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: wonderful chocolate incel queen of the night

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: vivacious cordovan nibblets

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Glittery lemon digit ratio new version

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: green demanding rehab



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: heady splenetic halford piazza

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Exhilarant rambunctious corner



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: hideous rough-skinned puppy

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29407564)



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Author: stirring learning disabled nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: boyish scourge upon the earth stock car

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: deranged histrionic international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: ultramarine bipolar philosopher-king abode

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=month#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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